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    MAKE US LAUGH... (Round #2)




    ► Make us laugh and win one of our newest products, Peak Beta!

    ► Post your funniest joke or picture (if you edit the picture to include Peak Beta somehow that would be even better!)

    ● Limit of 1 entry per day, or you are disqualified for the whole contest!
    ● Contest will run for 3 weeks.
    ● 1 winners will be chosen each week.
    ● 1 bottle of Peak Beta will be given out each week.

    Tell me about Peak Beta!

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    Peak Beta™ is Molecular Nutrition’s answer to the Beta Alanine phenomenon! Not just another Beta Alanine product, we’ve perfected the technology of Controlled-Release Beta Alanine. By utilizing a proprietary new delivery system called Molecular Distillation & Sustained Transport™ (MDST™), each Peak Beta™ caplet provides Beta Alanine for up to an amazing 6 hours! Just a few caplets per day now ensure your muscles will have a near constant supply of this incredible supplement, maximizing its uptake, utilization, and performance-enhancing benefits.

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    Good luck and don't forget to post your funniest jokes and pictures today... MAKE US LAUGH!

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    YES!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows View Post
    [yt]NrYXb_TR-SI[/]
    YES!

    LMFAO!!!



    Nice post to kick this all off.
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    Someone sent this to me, I posted it a while ago, but I found it humorous, so I thought Id share:


    Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip Video






    It is NOT a porno, its a joke, at most possibly a rated R clip.
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    Those are all funny.


    Gotta love Will Ferrell
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    A new form of Beta Alanine .. that's nearly more appealing to me than a half naked swimsuit model .. I need me some of this !

    .. hopefully I can make ya laugh at some point the next three weeks !
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    you want good Will Ferrel, this is a must see if you havent seen it!

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74/...-panther-mckay
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    whats the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and her vagina??



    Answer: Only one RETARDED thing came out of her VAGINA!
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    The Funniest 10 seconds to come out of a gym:

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    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
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    Lol
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    lol
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    TV SHOW: NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH CONTEST

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    same show, but funnier


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    Ha... I'm in tears watching some of these.


    That pseudo porno is great....


    anything George Bush says is priceless.
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    Here's one we did years ago with some of the local public access crazys.

    YouTube - Sing & Sign Gangstas
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    One of the funniest men alive! If you havn't seen it check out the full show Katt Williams: Pimp Chronicles

    YouTube - katt williams - michael jackson
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    "I was trying to get some muscle to get the p*ssy, not trick a b*tch!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    "I was trying to get some muscle to get the p*ssy, not trick a b*tch!"

    AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    yeah b*tch, feel my bicep!
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    daaamn I was gonna put that one up tomorrow! Haha, Katt Williams is great!
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    i love this one! how could she slap!
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    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

    when behind him he hears:



    BUMP...



    BUMP...




    BUMP...





    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




    BUMP...





    BUMP...





    BUMP...






    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





    FASTER...





    FASTER...






    BUMP...







    BUMP. ..






    BUMP...





    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.








    However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping










    clappity-BUMP...






    clappity-BUMP...






    clappity-BUMP...





    on his heels, the terrified man runs.





    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









    Bumping and clapping toward him.





    The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
    but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















    and,

















    (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)


























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    guess what his head is?


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