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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRWt1of1syA"]YouTube - Oh Yeah! The Return of Kool Aid Man[/ame]
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jakellpet
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I went to the Seafood Disco on Saturday Night
.... and pulled a mussell
.... and pulled a mussell
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a play off of those "don't vote" celeb PSA's..
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXUfEru-tqQ"]YouTube - "Don't" PSA[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXUfEru-tqQ"]YouTube - "Don't" PSA[/ame]
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type "biology for foreign men" into youtube.
(they wont let me post links yet because I am just a stupid noob.:frustrate)
(they wont let me post links yet because I am just a stupid noob.:frustrate)
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlSYovX4oD0"]YouTube - Channel Frederator Presents: WTF!?[/ame]
tattoopierced1
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgopPV3a8wM"]YouTube - Dear John Witherspoon: "Steroids"[/ame]
nemo
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what women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
liquid
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Three missionaries were traveling through the deep jungle of the Congo when they were captured by a tribe of natives, all three were taken and tied to stakes in front of the whole village, where they were confronted by the Chief and what looked like his assistant.
The Chief began a loud and very emotional speech to the tribe while constantly pointing and waving at the three missionaries. The crowd was beginning to get very riled and excited. Finally the Chief turned to the assistant and started speaking to him in a level calm voice.
The assistant, obviously now an interpreter, turned to the three and said in loud clear English, "You have violated our land, an example must be made to prevent your people from returning!"
He walked up to the first Missionary and asked, "Chi-chi or Death?" With these words, the crowd began cheering and chanting.
Not having the faintest clue what "Chi-chi" was, but knowing full well what Death was, he did not hesitate to shout, "Chi-chi!"
The Chief nodded and repeated, "Chi-chi!" The cheering crowd surged forward and grabbed the man and proceeded to beat and rape him. This went on for some time right in front of the Chief and the other two missionaries. Then after the crowd seemed to mellow, the man was stripped and sent naked running into the jungle in the direction of home.
Now, the assistant walked up to the second missionary and asked, "Chi-chi or Death?" Again, the crowd began cheering and chanting.
Now knowing what "Chi-chi" was, but still fearing Death more, he felt he had little choice, "Chi-chi" he whispered, barely audible, defeat in his eyes.
The Chief nodded and repeated, "Chi-chi!" Again in a near mirror performance, the crowd assaulted and abused the missionary for nearly the exact length of time. With the same result, the man running naked towards the jungle and presumably to home and a therapist.
Now, the assistant walked up to the last missionary and asked again, "Chi-chi or Death?" The crowd cheering and chanting yet again.
A complete study of dignity, the last missionary stood as tall as his bonds would allow and announced with total authority, "I choose Death!"
The crowd went silent. The Chief walked solemnly to the last missionary and spoke to him, the assistant then asked the man, "Chief wants to know if this is what you really want?"
At full lung the man roared out, "I choose Death!"
With this the Chief broke into a wide grin, and the crowd went nuts. As the crowd rushed forward, the Chief screamed, "Death by Chi-chi!"
The Chief began a loud and very emotional speech to the tribe while constantly pointing and waving at the three missionaries. The crowd was beginning to get very riled and excited. Finally the Chief turned to the assistant and started speaking to him in a level calm voice.
The assistant, obviously now an interpreter, turned to the three and said in loud clear English, "You have violated our land, an example must be made to prevent your people from returning!"
He walked up to the first Missionary and asked, "Chi-chi or Death?" With these words, the crowd began cheering and chanting.
Not having the faintest clue what "Chi-chi" was, but knowing full well what Death was, he did not hesitate to shout, "Chi-chi!"
The Chief nodded and repeated, "Chi-chi!" The cheering crowd surged forward and grabbed the man and proceeded to beat and rape him. This went on for some time right in front of the Chief and the other two missionaries. Then after the crowd seemed to mellow, the man was stripped and sent naked running into the jungle in the direction of home.
Now, the assistant walked up to the second missionary and asked, "Chi-chi or Death?" Again, the crowd began cheering and chanting.
Now knowing what "Chi-chi" was, but still fearing Death more, he felt he had little choice, "Chi-chi" he whispered, barely audible, defeat in his eyes.
The Chief nodded and repeated, "Chi-chi!" Again in a near mirror performance, the crowd assaulted and abused the missionary for nearly the exact length of time. With the same result, the man running naked towards the jungle and presumably to home and a therapist.
Now, the assistant walked up to the last missionary and asked again, "Chi-chi or Death?" The crowd cheering and chanting yet again.
A complete study of dignity, the last missionary stood as tall as his bonds would allow and announced with total authority, "I choose Death!"
The crowd went silent. The Chief walked solemnly to the last missionary and spoke to him, the assistant then asked the man, "Chief wants to know if this is what you really want?"
At full lung the man roared out, "I choose Death!"
With this the Chief broke into a wide grin, and the crowd went nuts. As the crowd rushed forward, the Chief screamed, "Death by Chi-chi!"
bslick69b
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he is one funny brutha!:rofl:..lol..!
EasyEJL
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jjohn
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Wow some are pretty good!!
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GkC0IHCtdc"]YouTube - Rack Em Rack Willie - Rack Em iphone app REJECTED BY APPLE![/ame]
John Smeton
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well all I can say is Ive got balls =)
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkhBfgrMfMM"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkhBfgrMfMM"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]
somewhatgifted
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdgdBOTUSqg"]YouTube - Japanese Game Show[/ame]
AHhahahahahahahahaha cant stop laughing. "old man bites tenderly, WTF!"
AHhahahahahahahahaha cant stop laughing. "old man bites tenderly, WTF!"
dirtydave88
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lol
tattoopierced1
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so when do we start finding out the winners?
bslick69b
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i liked the john whitherspoon flick!boomp,boomp,boomp!..lol..!
AK32408
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Inarius
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who wins?
You said there was a winner every week too.... so when do we find out?
You said there was a winner every week too.... so when do we find out?
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drummaboyzl
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golden music to my ears. nice one
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that sir, was priceless. the final guy is laughing his ass off even after he gets hit lmao!
John Smeton
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did she get in trouble
i love this one! how could she slap!
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Human tetris
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VolcomX311
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somewhatgifted
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Posted this one on post #66 bro a few back. funny shiet.
cal62887
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Winners chosen as soon as I get the Go Ahead from john...
So Stay tuned and KEEP EM COMING!!!
So Stay tuned and KEEP EM COMING!!!
bslick69b
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AK32408
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what women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
nemo
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says,'You must be a dentist.'
The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out?
'Easy,' she replied, 'you keep washing your hands.' One thing led to another and they make love.
After they are done, the girl says, 'You must be a good dentist.'
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?'
'Didn't feel a thing'
The girl has been watching him and says,'You must be a dentist.'
The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out?
'Easy,' she replied, 'you keep washing your hands.' One thing led to another and they make love.
After they are done, the girl says, 'You must be a good dentist.'
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?'
'Didn't feel a thing'
AK32408
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You already posted this at #58, lol.
nemo
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Sorry, I get confused!!! Thanks! It is pretty funny though!
AK32408
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LOL it's ok, and yes it's pretty good :thumbsup:
bslick69b
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Inarius
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Problem
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Yo momma so fat, all her relastionships are long distance.
win!
win!
EasyEJL
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yo momma so stupid, she raised a kid that tells jokes like this
yo momma so old when god said let there be light she was the b!tch that hit the switch
AK32408
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I wonder how many people were actually dumb enough to follow the instructions, lol.
Inarius
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so... who won?
EasyEJL
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somewhatgifted
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nofx4110
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DBee
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Thanks for all the great submissions guys! We will be picking one winner tonight so stay tuned!:djparty:
james1
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upload problem
when I try to attatch youtube videos it says invalid, anyone care to help?
when I try to attatch youtube videos it says invalid, anyone care to help?
bslick69b
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are you copieing the url or the embed?
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