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    what women would do if they had a penis for a day
    10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

    9. Get a blow job.

    8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

    7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

    6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

    5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

    4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

    3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

    2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

    1. Repeat number 9......




    what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
    10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

    9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

    8. See if they could finally do the splits.

    7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

    6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

    5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

    4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

    3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

    2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

    1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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    A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands.
    The girl has been watching him and says,'You must be a dentist.'
    The guy, surprised, says 'Yes....how did you figure that out?
    'Easy,' she replied, 'you keep washing your hands.' One thing led to another and they make love.
    After they are done, the girl says, 'You must be a good dentist.'
    The guy, now with a boosted ego says, 'Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?'
    'Didn't feel a thing'
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonscott View Post
    what women would do if they had a penis for a day
    10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

    9. Get a blow job.

    8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

    7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

    6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

    5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

    4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

    3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

    2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

    1. Repeat number 9......




    what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
    10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

    9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

    8. See if they could finally do the splits.

    7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

    6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

    5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

    4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

    3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

    2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

    1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

    You already posted this at #58, lol.
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    Sorry, I get confused!!! Thanks! It is pretty funny though!
    Think training's hard,. try losing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonscott View Post
    Sorry, I get confused!!! Thanks! It is pretty funny though!
    LOL it's ok, and yes it's pretty good
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    SFW and GFH
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    Yo momma so fat, all her relastionships are long distance.


    win!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Problem View Post
    Yo momma so fat, all her relastionships are long distance.


    win!
    yo momma so stupid, she raised a kid that tells jokes like this

    yo momma so old when god said let there be light she was the b!tch that hit the switch
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    I wonder how many people were actually dumb enough to follow the instructions, lol.


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    so... who won?
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    YouTube - Funniest video EVER!!!

    Wayne brady at 5:53 ahahah.
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    Thanks for all the great submissions guys! We will be picking one winner tonight so stay tuned!
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    upload problem


    when I try to attatch youtube videos it says invalid, anyone care to help?
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    Quote Originally Posted by james1 View Post
    when I try to attatch youtube videos it says invalid, anyone care to help?
    are you copieing the url or the embed?
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    We have picked a winner. Congrats, somewhatgifted! Please send me your shipping info via PM.

    Thanks to all those who submitted entries. There was a little confusion on the promo setup, more winners may be picked tonight or tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeMN View Post
    We have picked a winner. Congrats, somewhatgifted! Please send me your shipping info via PM.

    Thanks to all those who submitted entries. There was a little confusion on the promo setup, more winners may be picked tonight or tomorrow.

    congrats!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeMN View Post
    We have picked a winner. Congrats, somewhatgifted! Please send me your shipping info via PM.

    Thanks to all those who submitted entries. There was a little confusion on the promo setup, more winners may be picked tonight or tomorrow.
    congrats!..gifted..!
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    yeah good job bro
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    Thanks everyone!!! Woot, who should i PM?
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    Quote Originally Posted by somewhatgifted View Post
    Thanks everyone!!! Woot, who should i PM?
    ME, and then give them that addy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tim1985 View Post
    ME, and then give them that addy!
    lol
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    i'm going to contiune to post comedy

    Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
    Wednesday, March 26, 2008


    A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

    The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.


    The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

    Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html
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    Congrats gifted,.. and enjoy!!!
    Think training's hard,. try losing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeMN View Post
    We have picked a winner. Congrats, somewhatgifted! Please send me your shipping info via PM.

    Thanks to all those who submitted entries. There was a little confusion on the promo setup, more winners may be picked tonight or tomorrow.
    Who are you? Cal??
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjohn View Post
    Who are you? Cal??
    Ill shoot it to you and you can forward as you see necessary i guess.

    Thanks Molecular Nutrition for a fun contest!!
    Last edited by somewhatgifted; 11-25-2008 at 02:31 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjohn View Post
    Who are you? Cal??
    uhh... did someone fake an account and pick a winner pretending to be you guys?

    never seen this guy before...
    SFW and GFH
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjohn View Post
    Who are you? Cal??

    Not me
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    ANOTHER WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN SOON


    Lets see some more!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by somewhatgifted View Post
    Thanks everyone!!! Woot, who should i PM?
    You can PM me or jjohn.. whichever you prefer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cal62887 View Post
    You can PM me or jjohn.. whichever you prefer.
    Yea, I wouldn't PM DeeMN.. who even knows what will show up at your doorstep from that guy lol j/k
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    is deemn a rep?
    Seems like you guys haven't heard of him... either...
    SFW and GFH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    is deemn a rep?
    Seems like you guys haven't heard of him... either...
    I guess someone from MN just created this guy. I will find out lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    is deemn a rep?
    Seems like you guys haven't heard of him... either...
    lol... john was just a tad confused.

    We know who he is. He just changed his name from other boards. His handle on other boards is ""

    At least that's who I think it is. Either, way, he picked the winner.. so that's who we'll send the product out to
  

  
 

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