No Masturbation: Will it Help with my Gains?

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  1. RoidGracie
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    For the other intelligent people in the thread (pretty much everyone except Schism), there was some sarcasm in my prior posts.

  2. RoidGracie
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    One more thing, I thought the fact that I posted my age in my profile showed my age, I would think, much easier than my stupid posts.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by RoidGracie View Post
    Not sex, excessive masturbation, big difference. Sex a few times a month, or 2x a week is fine. Beating off everyday, sometimes more than once a day, for weeks/months/years on end, is not. You will eventually become short, fat, bald, and wear glasses. Your pants will also ever so slowly begin to creep up toward your chest and you will find yourself wearing black socks with shorts.
    Bye
    Hm, I think this is really the quote that made people confused as to your sarcasm (besides the point that alot of your other posts were clearly sarcastic ) .. if you read the first couple sentences and kinda stop, then it comes off like your a close-minded ass..

    BUT, in your defense, the sarcasm is overwhelmingly apparent when your last sentence is considered.. so yeah, if you take it all in jest like myself and many others (assumedly) did, then it's just humorous like it was intended to be yes? Nobody's fault -- just a misunderstanding I think!

    I think the anti-masturbation viewpoint from the beginning coupled with the quote I mentioned was just a little too much for Schism haha -- Its fine either way -- and a tiny bit funny too
  4. Thumbs up Nice try......


    Did you forget to take your Geritol today RG? Cause.............you just made three post in a row!
    And by the way I already have enough kids to start a baseball team they're all with different girls and none of them are blond. I'm sure you have some interesting theories as to why blond people are less (if that's possible) intelligent than your mighty self......But nice attempt at a come-back anyways, fcuk stain

    I stand by my previous post.
  5. RoidGracie
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    Geritol? Hmmm, that must have something to do with age? I get it, you made a funny too. Wow, you have children with 3 different women...man, I'm now impressed. So, you have 3 wives then? If only I was younger, you could certainly be my role model. Debating you on masturbation is clearly a lose/lose situation, I crown you the King of Jerk Off, and you should stand by your posts, they are priceless.

    Also, you have convinced me man truly did evolve from an ape.
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  6. Haha, alright truce dude!! Mainly because I'm afraid that might actualy be you in your avatar lol.... Haha, I am the king of jerk off............wait what?

    O' and Gracie it takes 9 people for a baseball team*FYI

  7. I try not to fukk or flog the dolphin before i go to the gym... just makes me less hateful and happier therefore i have a less intense workout. but after i train, bichezz better watch the fuk out! Gotta keep the pipes of the high performance vehicle nice and clean. - httc
  8. RoidGracie
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    I was being silly, hard not to in a thread such as this.
    Cheers

  9. The only thing I could find in ,my five years of research on this topic is..

    A research on the relationship between ejaculation...[J Zhejiang Univ Sci. 2003 Mar-Apr] - PubMed Result

    Here is the original thread..and this is after years of research after i made this thread. I have witheld for seven days and I can tell you it feels different.

    Does not ejaculating increase NATURAL TESTOSTONE LEVELS?

    If my memort serves me correctly

    day one -raised by 6.1 percent

    up to day five which was like only 10 % or so higher

    Day Six 20 %

    and on day seven it signically increased making testostrone levels on average 150 %. it coule be higher or lower depending on other factor's. body chemistry, weights, getting horby, and other factor's

    On day eight testostrone levels dropped back down to 100 %.

    IMHO the only reason to do this is for a specific purpose.(Like maybe a fighter who is natural, on the day of the fight)
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  10. Quote Originally Posted by smeton_yea View Post
    The only thing I could find in ,my five years of research on this topic is..

    A research on the relationship between ejaculation...[J Zhejiang Univ Sci. 2003 Mar-Apr] - PubMed Result

    Here is the original thread..and this is after years of research after i made this thread. I have witheld for seven days and I can tell you it feels different.

    Does not ejaculating increase NATURAL TESTOSTONE LEVELS?

    If my memort serves me correctly

    day one -raised by 6.1 percent

    up to day five which was like only 10 % or so higher

    Day Six 20 %

    and on day seven it signically increased making testostrone levels on average 150 %. it coule be higher or lower depending on other factor's. body chemistry, weights, getting horby, and other factor's

    On day eight testostrone levels dropped back down to 100 %.

    IMHO the only reason to do this is for a specific purpose.(Like maybe a fighter who is natural, on the day of the fight)
    Increased aggression could argueably be a bennifit in the gym none the less.
    Yeah, I remember those studies as well.

    But the question remains , if after getting off, do your levels go right back to baseline (100%)..

  11. The answer to your question is no.... In reason studies, scientist have found that ejaculation does not affect your test levels.... That is aleast what the sports and fitness channels "special" said..... It was awhile back, and i do not remember exactly why they said it didnt effect it

  12. dam this sucks I jack off every day 24/7 haha
  13. RoidGracie
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    That habit will most likely catch up with you.

  14. There's one of these threads on every single forum on the internet....even if testosterone levels are affected either wya i highly doubt you're gonna turn into ronnie coleman cuz you only jack off once a week or 5 times a day or something

  15. Quote Originally Posted by GreenTempo View Post
    I highly doubt you're gonna turn into ronnie coleman cuz you only jack off once a week or 5 times a day or something
    What if he takes NO xplode while doing it? Wow, another pun.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  16. If you take NO Explode at the exact second of climax then you time travel -- try it before you knock it.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by Red Dog View Post
    If you take NO Explode at the exact second of climax then you time travel -- try it before you knock it.
    Will it make him look like Ronnie Coleman though? This is serious business.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  18. i dont know but i wanna try it now

  19. Don't palm one out before a workout. You'll decrease your dopamine and increase prolactin.
    Freedom means nothing here.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows View Post
    Maybe it's a dopamine surplus...
    Freedom means nothing here.
  21. Unbreakable
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    An orgasm can often lead to a sandwhich and a nap. Sounds like it would help me bulk.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    An orgasm can often lead to a sandwhich and a nap. Sounds like it would help me bulk.
    Decreased dopamine leading to an increased appetite for satiety and a nap due to the foggy-headedness from the lack of focus and concentration.
    Freedom means nothing here.

  23. if you dont poop for a couple of days you will def weigh more:burg:
  24. Bulking Gain


    Date fat chicks. They're always cooking and eating. You'll bulk by osmosis alone.:hot:
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