No Masturbation: Will it Help with my Gains?

[t3stxlr4titud]

That can't be true or there would be no cats on earth.

Oh contraire, if no one masturbated, imagine the over-population of cats!

-TF

 

[Red Dog]

haha look at the angels God sent to kill the kitten in that picture.

 

[TheeBC]

Hahah. its all in fun. Everyone has their sources. The girlfriend gets mad when I beat it, and Im like "huh?"

THe scariest **** i've ever been through was I hooked up with this chick...thank god I was tired and didn't feel like doing business. My buddy gets head from her 2 nights later...mo'fo had syphilis or gonorrhea...something with his d!ck spewing brown ****. I am so damn thankful. The shittiest part was, he never told her, shes now infecting the world. Shes like the chimp who brought AIDS!

 

[RoidGracie]

Lovely.

 

[B5150]

But seriously we're guys man how could you not go without banging for a day or even jerking off. It's normal and because we need to release our test jerking off helps with that or you'll go crazy.

Kids say the darndest things. :think:

 

[AlexParty]

Kids say the darndest things. :think:

Kids huh? Actually 25 is adult hood and maybe I would take you seriously if you could actually spell "darnedest" :lol: . Proved you wrong twice on your one post should I continue?

 

[B5150]

Please do 25 yo adult member.

But before you continue let me mention...I believe that some men are just chronic masturbators who cannot survive a day with the means for immediate gratification...so they jerk themselves off...plain and simple.

Now it is not simply the fact that you jerk off that makes you a jerk off but it certainly doesn't help me take you seriously.

So as you were sir.

 

[B5150]

BTW...isn't adulthood one word? Or did you really mean adult hood. That would mean you possess two characteristics, one being an adult and the other being a hood. So....which is it?

 

[AlexParty]

Please do 25 yo adult member.

But before you continue let me mention...I believe that some men are just chronic masturbators who cannot survive a day with the means for immediate gratification...so they jerk themselves off...plain and simple.

Now it is not simply the fact that you jerk off that makes you a jerk off but it certainly doesn't help me take you seriously.

So as you were sir.

Umm.. not funny? You go make a condescending comment just because I made a joke about jerking off for test levels or something like that. Love this board big time, I don't mind confrontation, but your a Moderator let alone 42 years old grown man and making those statements? On top of this that is an old post so I have no idea how you even read through this, must have a lot of time?

 

[AlexParty]

BTW...isn't adulthood one word? Or did you really mean adult hood. That would mean you possess two characteristics, one being an adult and the other being a hood. So....which is it?

It is the reader to decide. I can be either or. Adulthood is one word but it doesn't make it a spelling mistake. But seriously why the confrontation? It's not necessary.

 

[B5150]

Love this board big time, I don't mind confrontation, but your a Moderator let alone 42 years old grown man and making those statements?

and you are a 25 yo man who is proud to tell the world that he is a chronic masturbator.


Please sir. You made a statement (a very broad and genralized statement that does not represent all males) and I made a joke of it. You did the same of me. Shall we escallate this further or shall we just say that it was fun for a minute and it got out of hand.

I have no ill will for you.

You do seem sensitive but I do think that it may be related to the elevated prolactin levels that you have... <-----here sir is a jerk off joke...joke...

Lighten up Francis.

 

[hardknock]

But seriously we're guys man how could you not go without banging for a day or even jerking off. It's normal and because we need to release our test jerking off helps with that or you'll go crazy. It might have small affects on muscle training in general but so does going for a walk or running after a bus, you burn calories but it's not a whole lot to make a difference(this was just an example).

Hmmm? what made you say this or were you just over exaggerating? I mean, not blowing a load for over a week doesn't effect you mentally at all. Now, if you dont do it for say 2-3 weeks then yeah of course things are going to get edgy.

And I can concur (from experience) that blowing a chug before working out does hinder your workout..especially if it's a 45min-1hr hour romp with your g/f, wife, or in some of you guy's cases, a random skirt....lol

But as far as hindering your overall muscle gains...lol, that's laughable because if that was the case then i'd be 125lbs soaking wet.

 

[Red Dog]

 

[hardknock]

Love this board big time, I don't mind confrontation, but your a Moderator let alone 42 years old grown man and making those statements?

B5150 was just jerking your chain man, umm i mean, he was only joking around, i'd just let it go...

 

[AlexParty]

and you are a 25 yo man who is proud to tell the world that he is a chronic masturbator.


Please sir. You made a statement (a very broad and genralized statement that does not represent all males) and I made a joke of it. You did the same of me. Shall we escallate this further or shall we just say that it was fun for a minute and it got out of hand.

I have no ill will for you.

You do seem sensitive but I do think that it may be related to the elevated prolactin levels that you have... <-----here sir is a jerk off joke...joke...

Lighten up Francis.

I am waiting for you to use your "authority" as a board administrator...oh it's coming...

Not sensitive, just don't like you condescending which you did and at 25 I don't need Viagra to beat off like a 42 year old.

 

[B5150]

B5150 was just jerking your chain man, umm i mean, he was only joking around, i'd just let it go...

:rofl:

Alex, I am sorry if I came off as confrontational. I was just having fun. I apologize.

 

[AlexParty]

Hmmm? what made you say this or were you just over exaggerating? I mean, not blowing a load for over a week doesn't effect you mentally at all. Now, if you dont do it for say 2-3 weeks then yeah of course things are going to get edgy.

And I can concur (from experience) that blowing a chug before working out does hinder your workout..especially if it's a 45min-1hr hour romp with your g/f, wife, or in some of you guy's cases, a random skirt....lol

But as far as hindering your overall muscle gains...lol, that's laughable because if that was the case then i'd be 125lbs soaking wet.

That was my initial point if anyone actually read further, I said jerking off doesn't hinder results and I never said I masturbate, I said every male does and if you say you don't you're lying.

 

[B5150]

I am waiting for you to use your "authority" as a board administrator...oh it's coming...

Not sensitive, just don't like you condescending which you did and at 25 I don't need Viagra to beat off like a 42 year old.

OK do you feel better now?

 

[RoidGracie]

Uh, I quit, so, I don't. Call me a liar and you're a fool. Might be more accurate to say at one time in ones life, but if you think everyone does, you're misguided.

 

[AlexParty]

OK do you feel better now?

Actually I do... sorry just a little cranky, didn't get a lot of carbs the last few hours... I apologize.

 

[RoidGracie]

"The plasma levels of all steroids were significantly increased after masturbation, whereas steroid levels remained unchanged in the control study" If this is an accurate statement, how can it be said chronic masturbation will not have any ill effects? I'd say this definitely indicates some type of overstimulation and at some point the piper has to be paid, would it not?

 

[B5150]

There is a obscure statistic that stated that 90% of men masturbate when they're in the shower and 10% sing a song.

Do you know the name of that song?

 

[RoidGracie]

You got another thing cummin?

 

[B5150]

I am no expert and don't have reference on hand but I can remember reading somewhere on several different occasions on several different locations that the overstimulation from masturbation can lead to brain enzyme issue, in particular pleasure and well being enzymes.

Dopamine, epinepherine, seritonin and other pleasure, gratification, well being and reward signals get screwed up.

Maybe I'll do my research again.

 

[B5150]

You got another thing cummin?

"Turbo Lover"

Yikes...two Rob Halford songs mentioned in one masturbation thread.

 

[RoidGracie]

Frightening, I hope no one is thinking of Rob in the shower.

 

[pantera101]

Frightening, I hope no one is thinking of Rob in the shower.

Well......he's thinking of guys like us.......

 

[B5150]

Lets not forget he is the Hellion Halford, The Beast Unleashed in the East, The Green Manalishi, The Metal God and the Grandfather of Heavy Metal...who just may have had a thing for Sabatian

You got another thing cummin?

 

[RoidGracie]

Lets not forget he is the Hellion Halford, The Beast Unleashed in the East, The Green Manalishi, The Metal God and the Grandfather of Heavy Metal...who just may have had a thing for Sabatian

whoops, double post.

 

[RoidGracie]

Lets not forget he is the Hellion Halford, The Beast Unleashed in the East, The Green Manalishi, The Metal God and the Grandfather of Heavy Metal...who just may have had a thing for Sabatian

Yeah, but he dresses like a woman. That's funny, I thought Sabatian was a sex act or something but now I see you meant Sebastian...

 

[B5150]

Yeah, but he dresses like a woman.

I was fortunate enough to get a chance to see the reunited JP. The old man's pipes are still golden!

I live in the Phx area and Rob is a local resident. Have had a chance to meet him on several occasions.

In the early/mid 80's he was "finding" and maybe even "funding" some local metal bands. One was called Surgical Steel.

Several years later he was the Grand Marshall of the Gay Pride parade here in Phoenix. I think that was his official coming out.

All the pieces came together. He changed the meaning of "boy band" forever for me.

There are classic old school Priest songs that I cannot listen to any more without going.....hmmmmm? :think:.

Burning Up

"You dish the hot stuff up but you keep me waiting
So I'll play it dirty 'til your body is breaking"

On a serious note: I have lost no respect for him at all as one of the, if not THE, greatest metal vocalist there is or ever was. His sexual orientation is of no consequence at all. I'm still a huge Halford fan.

You may get a kick out of this one:

 

[RoidGracie]

Good for you, I'm not.

 

[B5150]

Oh, JEEZE!!!
I can see why. I'm sorry. It IS NOT what it looks like.

It's a Jim Bruer (sp) [the SNL goat boy] and Rob Halord. Bruer has/had a Cirrius Radio show and he would do bits of comedy and singing. He has a pretty decent metal voice.

Anyway he is doing "Devil's Child" in the Cirrius studio and Halford walks in on him. Pretty cool

 

[RoidGracie]

yeah, who wouldn't know that forever stoned look of Jim. He did hit the highs in the song.

 

[pantera101]

yeah, who wouldn't know that forever stoned look of Jim. He did hit the highs in the song.

I seen one of his acts on tv and he does have a good voice.Then theirs that one where he says some famous dude got into the elavator with him and says "you look,how I feel"

 

[Manimalia]

i hope you don't have a woman. you should never compromise your lovelife for weights. you know, stress, especially stress that comes from over-analyzing, increases cortisol levels, so you may wanna buy you a cortisol blocker. but if you take those, studies through pubmed show that they contain trace amounts of a substance that prove detrimental to iron absorption. and you can seriously suffer from that....and so on.

don't be concerned. hell, i don't know about you, but my ego is STROKED whenever i can strut up into a gym, knowing i still got a little lovejuice on my stuff as i walk by the guy in the inzer shirt who worries that sex'll ruin his gains, so he just stays frustrated chewin' up a metrx bar. i lift more weight than that guy, too. hell with all that worryin'.

just my 2 pennies, homie.

 

[Manimalia]

oh and that cortisol blocker stuff was a joke. i don't know about no trace substances or whatever i said.

 

[RoidGracie]

Ewww. I don't want to sit down on the bench after you knowing that might have had some love juice on your stuff.:blink:

 

[Manimalia]

heh! nah, what i said was a stretch. in the least, i hop in the shower and rinse it off with some of that summer's eve. that was my way of saying not so subtly to get off when you want. it's not good to go against nature! haha.

 

[B5150]

Ewww. I don't want to sit down on the bench after you knowing that might have had some love juice on your stuff.:blink:

Or have him use the barbell on it before me.

[-->Remembering that this is a masturbation thread<--]

:ntome:

 

[drummaboyzl]

I dont think it affects your lifting unless u def do it right before... LOL then you basically ruined your lift. And Unless you do it like 3-4 times a day... Then i can see you being exhausted and back to the fat chicks... They Really arent good for being on toP! hahahha

I had to do it one time to wingman for a friend... It was like taking care of a mule hahha

im pretty sure that makes u a good friend and ur bro owes u one lol

 

[RoidGracie]

Do you buy the summers eve or do you have your girl buy it for you? I won't buy tampons for the wife ya know.

 

[TheeBC]

My mom use to make me buy that crap for her when I was like 8-14 then I said enough and she had a hysterectomy. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Joe25]

lmfao just stick to test boosters

 

[Matt6969]

i watched on an episode of sport science on the discovery channel.( a show that tests sport myths) it tested if sex before a big game the next day would hurt or help you and they had a boxer come in and work his ass off then sent him home to have a lot of sex with his girlfriend and when he came back in the lab teh next day he did better in every thing and they took a blood test and his testosterone went up from having sex.

 

[psychobabble]

im a MASTER-ofmydomain

i usually treat jerkin off like PH .. 3times a day .. mornin/afternoon(lunch break)/night

 

[Neil5585]

Okay I need to put this thread to rest.

After much research and personal experimentation, this is what I have come up with for the final answer to all this.

The answer isn't to abstain from masturbation, nor is it to masturbate.

Here's what works best and gets the benefits of both. Simply masturbate until you almost orgasm (where you ALMOST orgasm) and then stop, doing this 1-2 times per day without ever ejaculating. Do this for 6 days, and on the 7th day you can masturbate and ejaculate. This will make testosterone levels soar on ALL of the days. You'll have crazy aggression, massive boners, and I know I broke out and had oily skin from all the testosterone flowing through me.

Give it a try and let us know how it works for you. better yet, start a log on it.

 

[Bulldawg07]

There was just some kind of special about this on Spike TV. They talked about how coaches make athletes not have sex the night before a big game. But then they said due to recent studies the over whelming majority of scientists have said that it has no effect what so ever on testosterone levels.

 

[griller88]

my girl swallows mine. No wonder she's ripped!!!

 

[Manimalia]

**** all this. it's there i'm gonna use it.