No Masturbation: Will it Help with my Gains?
- 02-21-2008, 08:56 AM
Studies funded by the pro-masturbation lobby are useless....
of course there is a pro-masturbation lobby, have you already gone blind from chastising your little chimp too much? Vaseline, smutty internet sites, naughty magazines, comfortable chairs for sitting hours on end, all these businesses are part of the lobby, it's a conspiracy I tell ya.
- 02-22-2008, 01:50 AM
02-22-2008, 07:36 AM
02-22-2008, 11:35 AM
To some, this may sound strange, but..
Starting from a Day 1; your test levels will increase, until about day 5-7. Your body detects that level of test and will aromatize into estrogen as to not exceed it's natural limit (and keep it's T/E ratio in check)
Smacking it, (the process of sex, causes the body to free up natural test to aid in the sexual act. After ejaculation, it will aromatize into estro...
The estrogen will trigger GH/LH which will, in turn stimulate more test production.
Help or Hinder?
Well, we can all agree that the estrogen effects from ejaculation are a bennifit, via GH and the downstrewam effects. NOT jacking it, you get slightly higher test levels for a few days, which is bennifiticial as well.
BOTH ways produce the same results... you will be just as anabolic gettign off on the regular, then you would every 5-7 days. I know which way is a lot more fun though
On a side note ; a concept of of the way your body works says something to me about the way you get continously more horney (and produce more sperm) to increase the NEED to disperse it. The higher test levels are enough to compell you to blow it anyways. Like natures way of making you spreed you seed, wether it's on the floor under your computer chair, or on/in some girlie.
02-22-2008, 12:26 PM
I personally would have said from excessive intercourse, instead of masturbation, even if you arent having intercourse. It just helps with the ego haha
02-22-2008, 12:37 PM
02-22-2008, 12:41 PM
02-22-2008, 01:39 PM
02-23-2008, 11:05 AM
02-23-2008, 11:09 AM
02-23-2008, 09:34 PM
I'm going to have to ejaculate myself out of this thread since everyone here has beaten this topic. I've cum to the conclusion, we need a government study, performed by erected officials, and then we will see the climax of all this effort.
02-23-2008, 10:07 PM
I'll train more, sleep more, eat more, I'll take more pills and powders...but taking sex off the table for making gains? I'm not desperate enough for whatever amount of 'extra muscle' it would add.
02-24-2008, 03:09 PM
Not sex, excessive masturbation, big difference. Sex a few times a month, or 2x a week is fine. Beating off everyday, sometimes more than once a day, for weeks/months/years on end, is not. You will eventually become short, fat, bald, and wear glasses. Your pants will also ever so slowly begin to creep up toward your chest and you will find yourself wearing black socks with shorts.
02-24-2008, 03:55 PM
Well we will agree to disagree then.
I am a big believer in the 'once-a-day'. That can come from my girl, or rosy...but it's gonna happen once a day. After years of this tedious research ...I have to conclude that sex and /or masturbation (oh yeah, occasionally I do BOTH in the same day...I like to 'stack' them together sometimes) is safe.
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02-24-2008, 04:39 PM
Those kind of bullsh!t idea's do nothing more than show your age and make you look like a fcuking moron!!
Just cause you either can't get laid or have no interist in sex dosen't mean the rest of us should do the same!!!
02-25-2008, 12:15 AM
02-25-2008, 01:10 AM
02-25-2008, 01:17 AM
02-25-2008, 01:21 AM
02-25-2008, 06:16 PM
Jism, sorry, Schism, you really can't be that dumb....can you? If you get laid at all it only proves that there are too many blondes in the world. I agree Jism, you should jerk off more and then hopefully you won't have enough semen to procreate.
Moron. We don't need any Schism Jr.'s in the world.
02-25-2008, 06:18 PM
For the other intelligent people in the thread (pretty much everyone except Schism), there was some sarcasm in my prior posts.
02-25-2008, 06:20 PM
One more thing, I thought the fact that I posted my age in my profile showed my age, I would think, much easier than my stupid posts.
02-25-2008, 07:18 PM
BUT, in your defense, the sarcasm is overwhelmingly apparent when your last sentence is considered.. so yeah, if you take it all in jest like myself and many others (assumedly) did, then it's just humorous like it was intended to be yes? Nobody's fault -- just a misunderstanding I think!
I think the anti-masturbation viewpoint from the beginning coupled with the quote I mentioned was just a little too much for Schism haha -- Its fine either way -- and a tiny bit funny too
02-25-2008, 07:27 PM
Did you forget to take your Geritol today RG? Cause.............you just made three post in a row!
And by the way I already have enough kids to start a baseball team they're all with different girls and none of them are blond. I'm sure you have some interesting theories as to why blond people are less (if that's possible) intelligent than your mighty self......But nice attempt at a come-back anyways, fcuk stain
I stand by my previous post.
02-25-2008, 08:00 PM
Geritol? Hmmm, that must have something to do with age? I get it, you made a funny too. Wow, you have children with 3 different women...man, I'm now impressed. So, you have 3 wives then? If only I was younger, you could certainly be my role model. Debating you on masturbation is clearly a lose/lose situation, I crown you the King of Jerk Off, and you should stand by your posts, they are priceless.
Also, you have convinced me man truly did evolve from an ape.
02-25-2008, 09:06 PM
Haha, alright truce dude!! Mainly because I'm afraid that might actualy be you in your avatar lol.... Haha, I am the king of jerk off............wait what?
O' and Gracie it takes 9 people for a baseball team*FYI
02-26-2008, 12:55 AM
I try not to fukk or flog the dolphin before i go to the gym... just makes me less hateful and happier therefore i have a less intense workout. but after i train, bichezz better watch the fuk out! Gotta keep the pipes of the high performance vehicle nice and clean. - httc
02-26-2008, 08:56 AM
02-26-2008, 05:27 PM
The only thing I could find in ,my five years of research on this topic is..
A research on the relationship between ejaculation...[J Zhejiang Univ Sci. 2003 Mar-Apr] - PubMed Result
Here is the original thread..and this is after years of research after i made this thread. I have witheld for seven days and I can tell you it feels different.
Does not ejaculating increase NATURAL TESTOSTONE LEVELS?
If my memort serves me correctly
day one -raised by 6.1 percent
up to day five which was like only 10 % or so higher
Day Six 20 %
and on day seven it signically increased making testostrone levels on average 150 %. it coule be higher or lower depending on other factor's. body chemistry, weights, getting horby, and other factor's
On day eight testostrone levels dropped back down to 100 %.
IMHO the only reason to do this is for a specific purpose.(Like maybe a fighter who is natural, on the day of the fight)
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02-26-2008, 06:32 PM
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