No Masturbation: Will it Help with my Gains?

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  1. RoidGracie
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    Studies funded by the pro-masturbation lobby are useless....
    of course there is a pro-masturbation lobby, have you already gone blind from chastising your little chimp too much? Vaseline, smutty internet sites, naughty magazines, comfortable chairs for sitting hours on end, all these businesses are part of the lobby, it's a conspiracy I tell ya.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Dozi View Post
    hmm, so....i guess masterbation everday once in the morning is NOT a good thing when trying to bulk up?? hehe cuz thats my normal routine unfortunatly i can easily cut it out if its holding me back though.

    Dammit is that why I don't look like Ronnie?
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by Neil5585 View Post
    Dammit is that why I don't look like Ronnie?
    You gotta take the no explode to look like Ronnie, that's how he did it.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
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  4. To some, this may sound strange, but..

    Starting from a Day 1; your test levels will increase, until about day 5-7. Your body detects that level of test and will aromatize into estrogen as to not exceed it's natural limit (and keep it's T/E ratio in check)

    Smacking it, (the process of sex, causes the body to free up natural test to aid in the sexual act. After ejaculation, it will aromatize into estro...
    The estrogen will trigger GH/LH which will, in turn stimulate more test production.

    Help or Hinder?
    Well, we can all agree that the estrogen effects from ejaculation are a bennifit, via GH and the downstrewam effects. NOT jacking it, you get slightly higher test levels for a few days, which is bennifiticial as well.
    BOTH ways produce the same results... you will be just as anabolic gettign off on the regular, then you would every 5-7 days. I know which way is a lot more fun though


    On a side note ; a concept of of the way your body works says something to me about the way you get continously more horney (and produce more sperm) to increase the NEED to disperse it. The higher test levels are enough to compell you to blow it anyways. Like natures way of making you spreed you seed, wether it's on the floor under your computer chair, or on/in some girlie.

  5. I personally would have said from excessive intercourse, instead of masturbation, even if you arent having intercourse. It just helps with the ego haha
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by jbono731 View Post
    I personally would have said from excessive intercourse, instead of masturbation, even if you arent having intercourse. It just helps with the ego haha
    eh- didn't feel the need

  7. Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    You gotta take the no explode to look like Ronnie, that's how he did it.
    Haha, NO-EXPLODE in a masturbation thread!! That's just wrong dude. But I agree I also gained 86lbs of roided (i mean) ripped muscle from da no-explode, nitrix stack!!!!

  8. Seems like this question is asked every damn month. This topic has been beaten to death (no pun intented)
    Here is the link:
    Masturbation

  9. Quote Originally Posted by dadream View Post
    Seems like this question is asked every damn month. This topic has been beaten to death (no pun intented)
    Here is the link:
    Masturbation
    beating it to death it is the cause for threads like this in the first place
  10. ha ha


    Quote Originally Posted by xtraflossy View Post
    beating it to death it is the cause for threads like this in the first place
    there is a lot of truth to that! LOL
  11. RoidGracie
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    I'm going to have to ejaculate myself out of this thread since everyone here has beaten this topic. I've cum to the conclusion, we need a government study, performed by erected officials, and then we will see the climax of all this effort.
    Cheers.

  12. I'll train more, sleep more, eat more, I'll take more pills and powders...but taking sex off the table for making gains? I'm not desperate enough for whatever amount of 'extra muscle' it would add.
  13. RoidGracie
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    Not sex, excessive masturbation, big difference. Sex a few times a month, or 2x a week is fine. Beating off everyday, sometimes more than once a day, for weeks/months/years on end, is not. You will eventually become short, fat, bald, and wear glasses. Your pants will also ever so slowly begin to creep up toward your chest and you will find yourself wearing black socks with shorts.
    Bye

  14. Well we will agree to disagree then.

    I am a big believer in the 'once-a-day'. That can come from my girl, or rosy...but it's gonna happen once a day. After years of this tedious research ...I have to conclude that sex and /or masturbation (oh yeah, occasionally I do BOTH in the same day...I like to 'stack' them together sometimes) is safe.

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  15. Quote Originally Posted by RoidGracie View Post
    Not sex, excessive masturbation, big difference. Sex a few times a month, or 2x a week is fine. Beating off everyday, sometimes more than once a day, for weeks/months/years on end, is not. You will eventually become short, fat, bald, and wear glasses. Your pants will also ever so slowly begin to creep up toward your chest and you will find yourself wearing black socks with shorts.
    Bye
    After reading all of your post I have come to believe that you don't know Sh!t about what your talking about. And if your having sex twice a month (which I highly doubt that you are) your life just sucks, for that I am sorry! But ejaculating once or twice or three times a day will not make you fat, bald, wear glasses or whatever other stupid sh!t you've decided to falsely claim.
    Those kind of bullsh!t idea's do nothing more than show your age and make you look like a fcuking moron!!
    Just cause you either can't get laid or have no interist in sex dosen't mean the rest of us should do the same!!!

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Schism View Post
    Just cause you either can't get laid or have no interist in sex dosen't mean the rest of us should do the same!!!
    This coming from the guy who just made a post about ****ing a golden retriever. Dude just based on your posts in this thread it is apparent that you are a total douche. You try way too hard to be funny and it's just not working.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by robdog View Post
    This coming from the guy who just made a post about ****ing a golden retriever. Dude just based on your posts in this thread it is apparent that you are a total douche. You try way too hard to be funny and it's just not working.
    I'm sorry bro, I meant to clarify "golden retriever" is your MAMA'S pet name!!
    But thanks that means a lot to me coming from a guy with 10reps...32 posts....

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Schism View Post
    I'm sorry bro, I meant to clarify "golden retriever" is your MAMA'S pet name!!
    But thanks that means a lot to me coming from a guy with 10reps...32 posts....
    Wow....thanks for proving my point.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by robdog View Post
    Wow....thanks for proving my point.
    Your welcome.
  20. RoidGracie
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    Jism, sorry, Schism, you really can't be that dumb....can you? If you get laid at all it only proves that there are too many blondes in the world. I agree Jism, you should jerk off more and then hopefully you won't have enough semen to procreate.
    Moron. We don't need any Schism Jr.'s in the world.
  21. RoidGracie
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    For the other intelligent people in the thread (pretty much everyone except Schism), there was some sarcasm in my prior posts.
  22. RoidGracie
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    One more thing, I thought the fact that I posted my age in my profile showed my age, I would think, much easier than my stupid posts.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by RoidGracie View Post
    Not sex, excessive masturbation, big difference. Sex a few times a month, or 2x a week is fine. Beating off everyday, sometimes more than once a day, for weeks/months/years on end, is not. You will eventually become short, fat, bald, and wear glasses. Your pants will also ever so slowly begin to creep up toward your chest and you will find yourself wearing black socks with shorts.
    Bye
    Hm, I think this is really the quote that made people confused as to your sarcasm (besides the point that alot of your other posts were clearly sarcastic ) .. if you read the first couple sentences and kinda stop, then it comes off like your a close-minded ass..

    BUT, in your defense, the sarcasm is overwhelmingly apparent when your last sentence is considered.. so yeah, if you take it all in jest like myself and many others (assumedly) did, then it's just humorous like it was intended to be yes? Nobody's fault -- just a misunderstanding I think!

    I think the anti-masturbation viewpoint from the beginning coupled with the quote I mentioned was just a little too much for Schism haha -- Its fine either way -- and a tiny bit funny too
  24. Thumbs up Nice try......


    Did you forget to take your Geritol today RG? Cause.............you just made three post in a row!
    And by the way I already have enough kids to start a baseball team they're all with different girls and none of them are blond. I'm sure you have some interesting theories as to why blond people are less (if that's possible) intelligent than your mighty self......But nice attempt at a come-back anyways, fcuk stain

    I stand by my previous post.
  25. RoidGracie
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    Geritol? Hmmm, that must have something to do with age? I get it, you made a funny too. Wow, you have children with 3 different women...man, I'm now impressed. So, you have 3 wives then? If only I was younger, you could certainly be my role model. Debating you on masturbation is clearly a lose/lose situation, I crown you the King of Jerk Off, and you should stand by your posts, they are priceless.

    Also, you have convinced me man truly did evolve from an ape.

  26. Haha, alright truce dude!! Mainly because I'm afraid that might actualy be you in your avatar lol.... Haha, I am the king of jerk off............wait what?

    O' and Gracie it takes 9 people for a baseball team*FYI

  27. I try not to fukk or flog the dolphin before i go to the gym... just makes me less hateful and happier therefore i have a less intense workout. but after i train, bichezz better watch the fuk out! Gotta keep the pipes of the high performance vehicle nice and clean. - httc
  28. RoidGracie
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    I was being silly, hard not to in a thread such as this.
    Cheers

  29. The only thing I could find in ,my five years of research on this topic is..

    A research on the relationship between ejaculation...[J Zhejiang Univ Sci. 2003 Mar-Apr] - PubMed Result

    Here is the original thread..and this is after years of research after i made this thread. I have witheld for seven days and I can tell you it feels different.

    Does not ejaculating increase NATURAL TESTOSTONE LEVELS?

    If my memort serves me correctly

    day one -raised by 6.1 percent

    up to day five which was like only 10 % or so higher

    Day Six 20 %

    and on day seven it signically increased making testostrone levels on average 150 %. it coule be higher or lower depending on other factor's. body chemistry, weights, getting horby, and other factor's

    On day eight testostrone levels dropped back down to 100 %.

    IMHO the only reason to do this is for a specific purpose.(Like maybe a fighter who is natural, on the day of the fight)
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  30. Quote Originally Posted by smeton_yea View Post
    The only thing I could find in ,my five years of research on this topic is..

    A research on the relationship between ejaculation...[J Zhejiang Univ Sci. 2003 Mar-Apr] - PubMed Result

    Here is the original thread..and this is after years of research after i made this thread. I have witheld for seven days and I can tell you it feels different.

    Does not ejaculating increase NATURAL TESTOSTONE LEVELS?

    If my memort serves me correctly

    day one -raised by 6.1 percent

    up to day five which was like only 10 % or so higher

    Day Six 20 %

    and on day seven it signically increased making testostrone levels on average 150 %. it coule be higher or lower depending on other factor's. body chemistry, weights, getting horby, and other factor's

    On day eight testostrone levels dropped back down to 100 %.

    IMHO the only reason to do this is for a specific purpose.(Like maybe a fighter who is natural, on the day of the fight)
    Increased aggression could argueably be a bennifit in the gym none the less.
    Yeah, I remember those studies as well.

    But the question remains , if after getting off, do your levels go right back to baseline (100%)..
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