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ATTN : THE BELOW IS FOR LOLz PURPOSES ONLY. NOT INTENDED FOR ANYTHN ELSE FOKERS !!!
So just off the top of my head here are some martial arts styles with a short discreption 2 help you figure out what suits u da best..........
KUNGFU FIGHTING B!@TCHES !!!!
AIKIDO : If you like the cult like theme and like to dance in circles.
TAEKWONDO : If you wanna be a movie star & had ur nutts removed.
KUNGFU : If your a skinny lil foker & dont look 2 stupid in that outfit.
KARATE : If you wanna hit things that dnt hit back.
KENPO : If you cant decide between the last 2.
JUDO : If you wanna use your extra weight in your favor.
JIUJITSU : If you like the idea of grappln but not too homo.
GRACIE JIUJITSU : See above but yes to homo.
NINJITSU : If you still read comic books and live in da basement.
JEETKUNDO : If you wanna learn nuttn & be like wadew.
MUAY THAI : If you liked kickboxer & Tong Po
SUMO : If youve givin up on dietn.
SAVATE : If you like the french and tight spandex.
ESKRIMA : If you allways wanted 2 play with wood....er
KENDO : If u wanna b da last samurai
CAPOEIRA : If u allways wanted 2 b a break dancer.
Well thas all 4 now i know i left out lotts feel free to help out. :rasp:
THE ABOVE WAS BROUGHT 2 U BY DAWHOINDAWHATNOW AND BY NO MEANS SHOULD B TAKEN SERIOUSLY FOKERS
So just off the top of my head here are some martial arts styles with a short discreption 2 help you figure out what suits u da best..........
KUNGFU FIGHTING B!@TCHES !!!!
AIKIDO : If you like the cult like theme and like to dance in circles.
TAEKWONDO : If you wanna be a movie star & had ur nutts removed.
KUNGFU : If your a skinny lil foker & dont look 2 stupid in that outfit.
KARATE : If you wanna hit things that dnt hit back.
KENPO : If you cant decide between the last 2.
JUDO : If you wanna use your extra weight in your favor.
JIUJITSU : If you like the idea of grappln but not too homo.
GRACIE JIUJITSU : See above but yes to homo.
NINJITSU : If you still read comic books and live in da basement.
JEETKUNDO : If you wanna learn nuttn & be like wadew.
MUAY THAI : If you liked kickboxer & Tong Po
SUMO : If youve givin up on dietn.
SAVATE : If you like the french and tight spandex.
ESKRIMA : If you allways wanted 2 play with wood....er
KENDO : If u wanna b da last samurai
CAPOEIRA : If u allways wanted 2 b a break dancer.
Well thas all 4 now i know i left out lotts feel free to help out. :rasp:
THE ABOVE WAS BROUGHT 2 U BY DAWHOINDAWHATNOW AND BY NO MEANS SHOULD B TAKEN SERIOUSLY FOKERS