Hehe, I remember this one time me and some dudes went to a local club where the girls are always doin tricks and stuff. Like they'll do weird $hit like flips,etc. to get you to give them money.
That night, there was this one dude sitting caddy-corner across from us and the girl went over and wrapped her legs around his neck and she started to pump his head towards and away form her ho-ho. Kinda hard to explain, but she was doing it so hard, that he chipped his tooth on her ankle, both were bleeding, it was hysterical.
Then, this one time my bro had his batchelor party at a club and there was like 3 or so girls; one held him down and the other two kept whipping him and beating him up--no $hit. It wasn't the good kind of a$$ whoopin either, they were dropin' blows. The bad thing is that he couldn't do anything cuz their was about 3- 350lb. bouncers there that wouldn't let him. It was funny at first, but as it continued, we couldn't watch anymore as we felt bad for the dude, LOL