one day a man went over to his girlfriends house.he really hated her cat,so he wanted to get rid of it ,without his g.f knowing,so later thet night he snukk out of the house with the cat ,so he got into his car,and started to drive across town,he got to a huge field about 5 miles down the road,and threw the cat out of the window,and started for home,when he got home ,to his surprise,the cat was sitting on the porch,what the hell,he said,so the next day when his g.f left for work ,he tried again,he grabbed the cat by the neck and threw him back into the car again,and he was on his way,but this time he went twice as far,till he got to an old abandoned house clear across town,he grabbed the cat by the neck, and threw him out the window again,he turned around and started for home again ,when he got home the cat was on the front porch again,the man was so furious,he thought that he could finally get rid of the cat if he drove really far,and be back before his girlfriend got home from work,so he drove 20 miles past 2 towns,through a couple of corn fields,over a couple of bridges,and finally threw the cat out of the window,and started for home,the mans g.f gets a phone call about 2 hrs.later,hi honey its me, where are you,the mans g.f asked him, im worried sick, do you know how late it is,the man answers, i know honey im really sorry,by the way is your cat home,the g.f says yes,hes right here,why the g.f asked him,then the man says,could you put that little bastered on the phone im freaking lost!!!!
