What about masturbating while eating chocolate? Chocolate causes us to release more dopamine which then stimulates oxytocin release.
So maybe LHJO + Chocolate + visual stimuli = profit
I mean, we all know the old addage
Women are the product of time and money: women = time x money
Time is money: time = money
So women are money squared: women = money²
Money is the root of all evil: money = √evil
So women are evil: women = √evil² = evil
So we would save money, save time, and have more of both so that we can eat big and lift weights! Take that economics! We could even buy organic, free trade cocoa to spread the wealth to the rest of the world! Nobel here I come!
I am super cereal...
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...EXCELSIOR!!!