I Ask Not What You Can Do For My Snuggle, But What My Snuggle Can Do For You

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I'm almost turned on by this.... ok .. I am.
 
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You're definitely turned on Ubi, don't lie. You cannot resist dudes fighting and Unicorns all in the same thread. You've jerked it twice since being in here.
 
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And to you, young squire. Gather thoust troops and meet us at the Unicorn stable after lunch.
k.....I just set my time-bomb at the stable.....hope your horses aren't dead....LOL
 
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I can't jerk because I sprained my thumb on a guy's face last week. It's very embarrassing. I can't use my left because it feels like a stranger and I'm not that kinky.

Ok I'm that kinky.

At the end of the day I'm still hung like a centaur.
 
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I can't jerk because I sprained my thumb on a guy's face last week. It's very embarrassing. I can't use my left because it feels like a stranger and I'm not that kinky.

Ok I'm that kinky.

At the end of the day I'm still hung like a centaur.
the left is tough!!!
 
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I can't jerk because I sprained my thumb on a guy's face last week. It's very embarrassing. I can't use my left because it feels like a stranger and I'm not that kinky.

Ok I'm that kinky.

At the end of the day I'm still hung like a centaur.
I think you were looking for the word, cent. You are hung like a cent. Because if inches were dollars your penis would be worth a penny.

:drunk:
 
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.....Incomming Trojan Horse.....



A gift from the Bananas, forever imprinted on your thread.

Your welcome.

(a car disguised as a bicycle, how remarkably clever)
 
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snuggle...hmph! no time to snuggle.

i just like to pulverize meatholes and enjoy lavender oil massages. Any takers?
 
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Lefty has always been my friend...injuries happen...
 
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Not at all. I just get bored sometimes and this seems like a good place to add non-productive things....

I can already see snuggle club will be the "new"(yea i know it goes back) BDS replacement.
 
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Nah, we were here before BDS. Think of it is a, reclamation?
 
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looks like the BDS lost it's home and is now taking over the Snuggle Club's hide-out!?!
 
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JMH hands down is the winner. That thread was fvckin' classic. It's in the Hall Of Fame threads of AM. I say we make JHM the Snuggle Club Dictator !
Thanks.

That was back when I posted more often than once a week...
 
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Just tripped and fell into this thread.....

I have concluded that Snuggle is like the Illuminati... ever present, hiding in the shadows everywhere.

All we need now is a video clip of the fight scene from Anchorman.
 
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Exactly. Great summation. Hah!
 
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Why snuggle bears can never go public:

 
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I feel all warm and fuzzy right now...almost kinda..hmm.."snuggly"?

.....Is this a normal?
 
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I feel all warm and fuzzy right now...almost kinda..hmm.."snuggly"?

.....Is this a normal?
You better not start ovulating or our friendship is over...:)
 
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I think the narrator said it best. You can't kill Snuggle. ;)
 

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