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You are addicted to supplements if...

Syr

Syr

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1) Your personal stash looks like a pharmacy.

2) Your mailman rings the bell and you dont know what will be inside of the package.

3) You give away a half-used bottle of the revolutionary product of the last month because the new 1% improved version just came out and it must be yours.

4) Your annual supplements budget rivals the GNP of a small third world Country.

5) You have to delay some purchase because your credit card budget is off... at the half of the month.

6) You take more time taking your caps with meals than to eat than meal itself.

7) You already have a nutraucetical or more for every condition you may have, from cold to migraine.

8) You buy bulk powder nootropics like a grocery list.

9) You love to be the guinea pig of all new exciting compounds that come on the market.

10) You beg supplement companies to give you a free trial of... anything.

feel free to continue :)
 
12) your book shelves, kitchen cabinets, etc. look more like those of a GNC store than something you'd find in a residence. Hell, with a few sale signs, you could open up your own supp store at home.

...guilty on all counts! Nicely done, Syr...
 
Dont have one to add but those are some funny stuff man. I spend too much money on supps every year. Continue men...
Sage
 
OK....I'll play.

13) When you spend more time capping than you do working and decide to just dump several raw powders at once into your mouth before taking a drink.

14) When after ingesting several raw powders at once, you look in the mirror and discover that you look like Scarface at the end of the movie where he has Cocaine all over his face.

15) When your Son moves out and you immediately turn his room into a supplement lair because you can no longer fit your supplies in the rest of the house

16) When you won't buy yourself any new clothes becuase it will cut into your supplement fund

17) When you see "kilo sale" you get all giddy inside

18) When you volunteer for overtime at work so that you can pay for the kilo sale
 
SJA said:
OK....I'll play.

13) When you spend more time capping than you do working and decide to just dump several raw powders at once into your mouth before taking a drink.

14) When after ingesting several raw powders at once, you look in the mirror and discover that you look like Scarface at the end of the movie where he has Cocaine all over his face.

15) When your Son moves out and you immediately turn his room into a supplement lair because you can no longer fit your supplies in the rest of the house

16) When you won't buy yourself any new clothes becuase it will cut into your supplement fund

17) When you see "kilo sale" you get all giddy inside

18) When you volunteer for overtime at work so that you can pay for the kilo sale
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19) When your out of money and HAVE to get essentials like Shampoo, you buy "Protein Enriched Shampoo" to help cover the deficit.
 
whuzzzzzzup all.... It's my first post..

23) When you don't have time to dump the boxes so you have same sized boxes stacked as tables in your room, smaller ones inside the big ones. (and the tables are getting taller,wider,heavier:-)
 
25) When you buy a label maker gun to help organize your supplement closet based off of the same categories as your favorite online distributor listings.
 
26) All the AM board sponsors know you on a first name basis, and probably know your credit card number as well...
 
29. You buy multiple bottles at a time. Enough for your home, your workplace, your backpack and a few extra in storage so you don't have to wait on the mailman.

30. You eye up blenders on sale thinking that you need a backup in case the current one dies...

31. You have to "hide" the majority of your supplements whenever you have guests, because you know they'll just never understand.
 
32) You spend half of your weekend looking for the best deal on particular supplements also figuring in shipping and handling costs as well as shipping time. I know I do. I actually have a list of several dealers and will go with the cheapest one depending on what I get and how fast I need it.
 
33. When suppliment companies accidently ship you new products, you never even ordered yet... (Thanks so much for the MP, by the way... :D)
 
This is getting good........is anyone else guilty of each one of these or is it just me :D
 
34) You get a separate PayPal account just for supplements.

35) Your urine glows in the dark.

36) You get overly excited when a board sponsor gives you a sample of some goodies. Kind of like a crack addict...LOL.

37) You buy special bins to place your stash in, label them accordingly, designate a special place for them, and smile everytime upon seeing them.
 
GuardDog said:
38) When you start needing a separate travel suitcase on your business trips just for your supps.
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39) When you spend as much time on this site looking at posts like this as i do.
 
i'll play
40) when gift cards are the only gift you ever recieved.
41) when you have supplements burried in the backyard
42) when you have a treasure map to find the above.

*43) when over at anyone elses house, you search high and low
to find they're stash... then comapre
 
45) your a half an hour towards work in rush hour but you realize you forgot your pills for that day so you turn around and go home to get them.
 
47) realize at meal time that you have left your meal at home 30 minutes away. and instead of subjecting yourself to any questionable food at local establishments, you drive all the way back home, eat it on the way back while driving, and slip through the door at work undetected letting out endless protein farts along the corridors. which, by the way, all co-workers are familiar with by now and are fully aware of your tardiness upon the wretched smell that enters with you.
 
48) You don't date because " You have a reputation to uphold with board sponsers."
49) Feel pressured into stacks or nutritional scemes because you said you would on Anabolicminds.com
50) Delay fixing "non-necessary" parts of your car, ( A/C; headlight)
 
Sunder said:
31. You have to "hide" the majority of your supplements whenever you have guests, because you know they'll just never understand.
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Damn this is so true for me :D
 
When you have to explain to people that nothing is wrong with you.

When people you know start lecturing on side effects of taking supps and you clearly know they're talking out of their ass.
 
52) All you want to talk about is supplements and your "normal" friends don't give a **** but you can't help but keep talking.
53) your girlfriend tells you that you need new shoes and you laugh in her face and tell her there is no way you're skipping the next shipment for a pair of kicks.
54) you want to fhurry up and go to sleep just so you can wake up and take more pills.
 
55) You've spent a significant amount of time on PubMed and other internet databases trying to find the active ingredient of a supplement that hasn't been released yet, so you could see if you can get it cheaper in bulk from China and still try it before everyone else.
 
56. You ask yourself what pills should I be taking right now?

57. You have your pills shipped to your friends house, because your fiancee thinks creatine & protein will make you sterile.
58. Your fiancee doesn't understand why your libido is through the roof at times.
 
Iron Warrior said:
When people you know start lecturing on side effects of taking supps and you clearly know they're talking out of their ass.
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When doctors you know start lecturing on side effects of taking supps and you clearly know they're talking out of their ass.
 
CDB said:
55) You've spent a significant amount of time on PubMed and other internet databases trying to find the active ingredient of a supplement that hasn't been released yet, so you could see if you can get it cheaper in bulk from China and still try it before everyone else.
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Hmm... I love this... and i just did it! :think:
 
60) you sound of a salute when you use the restroom,
to the brave suppelemts that left your system.
61)when your favorite dream is wakeing up in Bulknutritions warehouse.
 
63. When you need a computer to keep track of your supplements, their locations, quantities remaining and reorder time.

64. When you have to take periodic inventory because your database gets out of date.

65. When you run out despite that.
 
When you need cheat sheet to remember which supps, how many caps and what time to take 'em.
When your lunch bag filled half way with bottles.
when it takes at least half a gallon of water to swallow all those caps.
 
This is sad but...

70) When you adjust the AC in your house, not with personal comfort in mind, but to make sure that your supps are being kept in a cool, dry place.

71) When you go on vacation, you relocate your supps to the cooler basement so that they will be ok while the AC is off!
 
T-Bone said:
Everyone count up how many pills/capsules you swallow a day. Mine is 44, but I'm taking some extra stuff because I'm on cycle.
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52 excluding fish oil sesathin and milk thristle that are in liquid form. But i'm still on a cholesterol cycle (take 5 off from that number) and I'm also "on".
 
I got lazy and I just dump powders in my mouth (several at once) and chug some water.
 
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