Win AI Sports bottle of Phenibut when you share your most embarrassing moments

So I work in Technology and i am always playing with apps and stuff and i synced my iphone to my bosses car during a business lunch. I am only 26 and was the youngest Tech guy in management so i'm always the butt of jokes, baby face and such. Well I finally get invited to the Directors weekly lunch meeting to discuss all our high level budgets and new projects coming up. Pretty much means i'm about to get put in charge of a department. I knew if was coming up for me and I was just super thrilled to get it. So i'm kind of talking my self up about how i like to always explore new technologies and showing all the old guys how i can sync my iphone (jailbroken) to my car and it read me text and play music i tell it to. So he tells me to hook it up to this car. So no big deal i do. I say play "Jack Johnson" and music comes on and everyone is whoooo, So i say text "wifey" and i say, I love you... It send her the text... I'm feeling like a bad A now,... then my wife responds back and over the car speakers it reads:

Hey there my baby is, i've been sending you dirty texts all day, and now you respond when you're at lunch with a bunch of old men? How am i supposed to sneak up there to see you at work for a nooner...


I turned bright red... no spoke they just all looked at me. I just picked my phone up and un-paired it with his car... Then i finally said... Damn Technology...

PS. I am always invited to lunch, and I got promotion... :)
 
Force of Green said:
I think I have about a dozen moments that will trump the entire thread :(
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Share them bro, you might win something out of it ;-) I'll you what you share it, and i'll share one of my roomates in college and its very gross but funny!
 
D2footballjrc said:
Share them bro, you might win something out of it ;-) I'll you what you share it, and i'll share one of my roomates in college and its very gross but funny!
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Ehhh... lol... I dunno if it's worth waking the demons... I'll think of a way to word it and whatnot without being too explicit or self-degrading and yet maintaining honesty. ;)
 
Just wanted to let Smeton know, I was given a log opp by stxnas, so if that DQ's me from winning this that's fine, just a heads up!
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Just wanted to let Smeton know, I was given a log opp by stxnas, so if that DQ's me from winning this that's fine, just a heads up!
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1 of many.
;)
 
Those who would like to log one of our new products pm me what you want to log and we can set it up..you could not win this promo

Those of you who want to win this promo with no logging obligations...great stories so far, some explicit, some funny, keep them coming
 
John Smeton said:
Those who would like to log one of our new products pm me what you want to log and we can set it up..you could not win this promo

Those of you who want to win this promo with no logging obligations...great stories so far, some explicit, some funny, keep them coming
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even glycobol?!?!?! :)
 
I might as well get in on this. About five years ago I was playing church league basketball for a pretty upscale church. I was wearing some of those snap-up tear away pants. Well, long story short; there I am dribbling down the court when one of my pant legs get's caught under my shoe and the snaps start coming undone. Before I could pass the ball and catch my pants, they unsnapped all the way up and commenced to come off. Here I am in a church gym with loads of people watching the game in nothing but my skivvies. I was probably redder than a tomato and called for somebody to switch so I could head off court to fix my pants. Was very awkward going to church that Sunday....
 
phatmike0704 said:
what new products?
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I believe their addition of bulks. LCLT, Phenibut, etc etc etc.
I am logging phenibut right now.
 
raspberry ketones, alpha lopoic acid, maybe some recoverpro, l carntine l tartrate

just submit for whatever you want to log, I cant promise youll log it, its worth a shot ;provided you we have a product you want to log
 
John Smeton said:
raspberry ketones, alpha lopoic acid, maybe some recoverpro, l carntine l tartrate

just submit for whatever you want to log, I cant promise youll log it, its worth a shot ;provided you we have a product you want to log
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oh ok, thought i missed something. nice opp
 
bmattstevens said:
So I work in Technology and i am always playing with apps and stuff and i synced my iphone to my bosses car during a business lunch. I am only 26 and was the youngest Tech guy in management so i'm always the butt of jokes, baby face and such. Well I finally get invited to the Directors weekly lunch meeting to discuss all our high level budgets and new projects coming up. Pretty much means i'm about to get put in charge of a department. I knew if was coming up for me and I was just super thrilled to get it. So i'm kind of talking my self up about how i like to always explore new technologies and showing all the old guys how i can sync my iphone (jailbroken) to my car and it read me text and play music i tell it to. So he tells me to hook it up to this car. So no big deal i do. I say play "Jack Johnson" and music comes on and everyone is whoooo, So i say text "wifey" and i say, I love you... It send her the text... I'm feeling like a bad A now,... then my wife responds back and over the car speakers it reads:

Hey there my baby is, i've been sending you dirty texts all day, and now you respond when you're at lunch with a bunch of old men? How am i supposed to sneak up there to see you at work for a nooner...


I turned bright red... no spoke they just all looked at me. I just picked my phone up and un-paired it with his car... Then i finally said... Damn Technology...

PS. I am always invited to lunch, and I got promotion... :)
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lmaooooo This is the winner
 
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