Why does it seem like most women do not date bodybuilders?

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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
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Uhh... Wut?
 
Gorilla Warfare > Guerilla Warfare I guess
 
Guys, calm down. It's a meme. Just a very appropriate one.

History:

About
Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta,” “Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorrila Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandios threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like “Gorrila Warfare,” “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.
Origin
The copypasta is believed to have originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan’s /jp/[4] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.
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Not really.

Im just speaking my opinion. Go out and get yourself one. See how it feels.

Im sure many of you have had an older lady but if you haven't well try one out.
 
Listen Im just joking around with you guys but honestly the story is true and yes everything was fine until I saw that guy naked. Just couldn't put myself through with it. She did give good head though.
 
Dude negs me...hilarious



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Back atcha, and many more to come by the way
 
I think I've negged only two people since I joined here.. This dude might catch the third
 
QUADMONSTER said:
Great post! Reps to you!

This is why older women are less shy than young women in my opinion. They just want to ****! Many of them are married and want a nice **** to please them on the side. They have to go home to their fat husband so when they go out with their gf's they give blow jobs to get off. Let them play with their *****. When I was at the club a big bodybuilder came up to me and he asked me to **** his wife. She was letting me feel her ***** in the car while he was driving. Then we went to their hotel room and they made me get naked. When I saw him naked I got soft and put my clothes back on.
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QUADMONSTER said:
Yes I am getting married next year.
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Hmmmm.... this will go well.

Also, subbed for the entertainment.
 
I dont have a problem getting chicks, and im not one of those dudes walking around in skinny jeans. 5'10 205. I dont consider myself a bodybuilder though. I workout to be strong healthy and look good. I dont think you need to step on stage to be a bodybuilder. You can differentiate bofybuildets by pro, amatuer and maybe recreational. But i think its a bit silly to say someone isnt a bodybuilder becsuse they dont step on stage. Imo its about how you train.
 
Local news station aired a survey of sorts a few weeks ago that women preferred men to have good bodies but not outrageously so as they, the women, would then feel embarrassed when they took off their clothes. Obviously this is not an issue if the women is dedicated to her workouts as well.
 
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