who going to a costume party?

I'm going to see Audioslave on halloween, but I do plan to dress up as Riddick while at work.. ;)
 
okay, where is the quick reply! i hate it that i can't do that!

second of all, I am DYING for the burger king costume. You know, the one of "The King"
gonna check out ebay right now
 
I'm going thugged out yo!

I got some aluminum foil to make a custom grill and some bling. I bought an oversized 4XL shirt and size 44 pants last weekend from Goodwill.

The cost of the whole thing was $12.
 
I went as Ray Charles last year...although, a BUFF ray charles..lol. I still won first prize at the best costume contest though. This year I'm thinking of going as either Hulk Hogan, or Rue Paul (sp?)
 
BingeAndPurge said:
I thought about growing a big bushy stache and getting a few things to go as a 70's porn star.
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a few things?? Like, say, a few socks to stuff down there??:rofl: :rofl:

just messin' w/ ya bro!
 
Depends on what you wanna do. Back in the day (many moons ago) I spent a good portion of my time and energy consuming "recreational substances" of the mind/mood altering variety. So one Halloween I went dressed as a line of cocaine; white sweatshirt and pants, hair dyed white and standing straight up, white face paint, huge black circles around the eyes, big gold chain or 2, and a rolled up bill, small mirror and razor blade taped to my chest. Couldn't get far without someone kicking me down, so that worked like a charm. In my sober years since then, I'm a lot less creative...
 
milwood said:
Depends on what you wanna do. Back in the day (many moons ago) I spent a good portion of my time and energy consuming "recreational substances" of the mind/mood altering variety. So one Halloween I went dressed as a line of cocaine; white sweatshirt and pants, hair dyed white and standing straight up, white face paint, huge black circles around the eyes, big gold chain or 2, and a rolled up bill, small mirror and razor blade taped to my chest. Couldn't get far without someone kicking me down, so that worked like a charm. In my sober years since then, I'm a lot less creative...
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Now that takes the cake!:icon_lol:
 
I think my group of buds and i are all going to be superheros. I am not sure who i will be but the past two years we have all been a central theme. Last year we were all pirates and went around campus causing shananagins and the year before that we took the cake as dressing up as bloody clowns. Quite a site to see when there is 15 drunk bloody clowns walking around...oh we all had plastic weapons too.
 
milwood said:
Depends on what you wanna do. Back in the day (many moons ago) I spent a good portion of my time and energy consuming "recreational substances" of the mind/mood altering variety. So one Halloween I went dressed as a line of cocaine; white sweatshirt and pants, hair dyed white and standing straight up, white face paint, huge black circles around the eyes, big gold chain or 2, and a rolled up bill, small mirror and razor blade taped to my chest. Couldn't get far without someone kicking me down, so that worked like a charm. In my sober years since then, I'm a lot less creative...
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Reminds me of the Episode of Beavis and Butthead where they dressed up as nachos and a testicle. :icon_lol:
 
i'm gonna be achilles this year. might even get the pimped out blond wig from wallyworld to go with the plastic chest armor
 
Glen, that was funny as hell.

If all goes as planned I will be the most loveable Cupid ever. I just have to find a diaper that fits snugly :D
 
For the guy who wanted to be the BK king- the mask is actually a vintage helium tank topper for blowing up balloons at fairs. The nozzle would come out of his mouth and the clown or whatever would blow up the balloons with it. Of course it is extremely rare!
 
uhhhhhhhh, I was bouncing that night. Some chick was overheard at the bar " if your bouncer gives me any problems, I'll just pull his panties down!"
 
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OMFG!!!!!! I thought this was real at first. That is the funniest thing I have seen in at least a week...lol.
 
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That just it isn't right. You should be ashamed of yourself for even posting it. With that being said...That is some funny ass ****. The expression on that guys face is priceless. :lol:
 
I just got invited to a party, so now I have to dress up. Thought about going as an old school pimp. My chick wants me to go as the dad from The Incredibles. She's going as a naughty nurse, so I may go as her patient. Still don't know and it's getting close...
 
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.
She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, I'm on my way to a Halloween party my outfit is just an old habit.":rofl:
 
Well, due to common jokes and the fact I'm a half black/italian guy who doesn't look like too many people, here's my costume idea.. ;)


"You're not afraid of the dark, are you?"
 

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