Where's my order!!?????

[Vitruvian]

I ordered like 2 minutes ago, and it hasn't shipped yet.
What in the heck is going on Sam???? I thought us Asians stuck together.... we're outnumbered man!






(Joking!)

 

[FitnFirm]

I ordered like 2 minutes ago, and it hasn't shipped yet.
What in the heck is going on Sam???? I thought us Asians stuck together.... we're outnumbered man!






(Joking!)

Just for that, Im going to have Sam take out the complimentary dildo !!!!!

 

[Vitruvian]

As if Sam ever puts it away................... lol

 

[stryder]

Just for that, Im going to have Sam take out the complimentary dildo !!!!!

I'm never telling you my secrets again!
.::storms out and slams door behind::.

 

[FitnFirm]

I'm never telling you my secrets again!
.::storms out and slams door behind::.

:toofunny: I just pissed my panties :blink:

 

[joebo]

My order has already shipped!!! :bruce1: <--Are those nunchuks or is that Sam who cleverly turned two dildos into a beatin' machine!!

 

[propho]

I'm half-asian.. I guess I should be pushed ahead like 50% then? =P

 

[ultraman]

I wouldn't mind if my order takes one extra day to arrive. I just wanna get the "rumored" worn boxer shorts...... Heard only those elite customers will get them. :jaw: :icon_lol: :run:

 

[Vitruvian]

I wouldn't mind if my order takes one extra day to arrive. I just wanna get the "rumored" worn boxer shorts...... Heard only those elite customers will get them. :jaw: :icon_lol: :run:

Those aren't free! You can find them under category "Eatin' Britches" on the site. Quantity Discount available.

 

[ultraman]

Those aren't free! You can find them under category "Eatin' Britches" on the site. Quantity Discount available.

NOT free?! :aargh: :duel: :rant: Oh well, I need to save money then. I can stack those with "edible thongs" right? :woohoo:

 

[B5150]

I thought us Asians stuck together.... we're outnumbered man!

Maybe by Indians. But you're certainly runner-ups