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What to do if you see terrorism...

If you are traveling on an airliner and happen to witness some guys with boxcutters on board, QUICKLY HAND THEM SOME BOXES TO OPEN.

If those guys are wearing some sort of head gear, quickly remove it from their heads. It will frighten them fom continuing their attack.

To frighten them further, demand that the flight attendants begin passing out hot dogs and links.:shoot:
 
TheChosen1 said:
If you are traveling on an airliner and happen to witness some guys with boxcutters on board, QUICKLY HAND THEM SOME BOXES TO OPEN.
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A kid at work flew to Texas a few weeks ago. He left for the airport straight from work, and still had his box cutter on him when he tried to board the plane, so they confiscated it.

Apparently they really do check for these things.
 
ok but they have knives made of "special plastic" that are undetectdable by metal detectors
 
just like the special radar that detects F117s and B2s right? :D

Please sir! don't cut me with that plastic knife while I beat the fucking **** out of you!!! ;)
 
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