What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard on the forums?

Oh damn it man you beat me to it.. i remember the kid saying he doesn't know how everyone injects cause of the pain and how it hurt so much to go to the bathroom after. All us thinking he just couldnt sit on the seat due to the oil lump under the skin and offered suggestions like a padded seat. He is like no i can sit fine but hurts really bad when i try and push. Were all dumbfounded till someone figured out he was injecting it into his "balloon knot" (first time i have heard that reference to that area of the body lmao) . Were like no, when its said that you inject it in your ass its the cheeks and not the hole bwaaaaaaa
 
Don't forget the guys that come in, mention they are taking b-drol and then when someone asks them what serm they are taking they are like... What is a SERM?
 
Don't forget the guys that come in, mention they are taking b-drol and then when someone asks them what serm they are taking they are like... What is a SERM?
 
BPjohn123 said:
You can say that again Bruce
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Ipad app glitched out, sometimes it doesnt post and hangs then you hit submit again lol. Ive tried to delete one of those several times but its not working.
 
D2footballjrc said:
Ipad app glitched out, sometimes it doesnt post and hangs then you hit submit again lol. Ive tried to delete one of those several times but its not working.
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My iPad does the same thing sometimes..
 
bubagump said:
Oh damn it man you beat me to it.. i remember the kid saying he doesn't know how everyone injects cause of the pain and how it hurt so much to go to the bathroom after. All us thinking he just couldnt sit on the seat due to the oil lump under the skin and offered suggestions like a padded seat. He is like no i can sit fine but hurts really bad when i try and push. Were all dumbfounded till someone figured out he was injecting it into his "balloon knot" (first time i have heard that reference to that area of the body lmao) . Were like no, when its said that you inject it in your ass its the cheeks and not the hole bwaaaaaaa
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I remember this story from like 7-10 years ago lol. not sure if its different people doing the same thing? or its a bodybuilding folklore story that is passed down through the ages LOL :D
 
socalenduro said:
8 yrs ago I was reading a thread where a guy did his first pin of his cycle and couldn't believe how painful it was... After further questions of how he pinned he described how HE STUCK THE PIN IN HIS ******* & INJECTED TEST. All he read on the forums was that everyone pins in there ass. Haha, boy he took that literally!!
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MY BAD! same story! "8 years ago".... didn't see this post on the tail end of the previous page I was reading!.........:D.........
 
socalenduro said:
8 yrs ago I was reading a thread where a guy did his first pin of his cycle and couldn't believe how painful it was... After further questions of how he pinned he described how HE STUCK THE PIN IN HIS ******* & INJECTED TEST. All he read on the forums was that everyone pins in there ass. Haha, boy he took that literally!!
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There was a guy on here that said his face almost exploded after he took Perform, Cialis, Craze, and had a couple drinks.
 
Yeah it was at least 8 years ago or more. Don't really think its folklore since seen/heard a similar post before or after that an d i have been around a while and on many different boards not to mention alot of joke sites and never seen a story like it but who knows
 
howwedo107 said:
Ha today I read any carbs especially oatmeal before your workout will turn directly into fat lolol
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? hmm I doubt that


Edit: forgot what thread I was in haha
 
WARBIRDWS6 said:
BWAHAHAHAHA!! yeah that A-hole! I neg repped his ass for that ! some kid could idolize him and try that nonsense! :D
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:thumbsup:

Let me find the thread so I can neg him2
 
bubagump said:
Yeah it was at least 8 years ago or more. Don't really think its folklore since seen/heard a similar post before or after that an d i have been around a while and on many different boards not to mention alot of joke sites and never seen a story like it but who knows
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No I was around when it happened LOL....a few days after the fact but yeah it happened about 8 years ago no doubt. I think it was on EF???? or maybe someone on EF linked to another site with the story? but I am certain I saw it on EF since that is the site i was on at that time :D
 
Quite a bit of ridiculousness around here, but the thought of taking cialis or viagra before the gym takes the cake. I guess the lists of 20+ supplements are pretty up there too.
 
kisaj said:
Quite a bit of ridiculousness around here, but the thought of taking cialis or viagra before the gym takes the cake. I guess the lists of 20+ supplements are pretty up there too.
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I used to take about half that and no way in hell would I take Viagra/cialis before the gym. I'm not Gonna be doin deads and at the top have a fuggin rocket in my shorts. F that
 
I mean unless lifting weights makes you horny you shouldnt get an erection while lifting if you take viagra before lol... unless your doing some lifts behind some hott girls then I could see a problem lol
 
bigdavid said:
I mean unless lifting weights makes you horny you shouldnt get an erection while lifting if you take viagra before lol... unless your doing some lifts behind some hott girls then I could see a problem lol
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yeah the whole idea is that you need to concentrate on getting hard, and the cialis makes it happen whether you like it or not at that point, you really shouldn't be concentrating on that stuff while lifting. If your deadlifting or squatting its suggested to do it in a place at the gym where there are no girls in tight shorts or thongs doing good mornings in front of you LMFAO
 
WARBIRDWS6 said:
yeah the whole idea is that you need to concentrate on getting hard, and the cialis makes it happen whether you like it or not at that point, you really shouldn't be concentrating on that stuff while lifting. If your deadlifting or squatting its suggested to do it in a place at the gym where there are no girls in tight shorts or thongs doing good mornings in front of you LMFAO
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I f*cking hate the tight shorts... your thinking about how to start a conversation with the girl in the tight shorts and then you notice your pitching a tent... shiet better just get back to those deadlifts
 
Jonbero said:
I f*cking hate the tight shorts... your thinking about how to start a conversation with the girl in the tight shorts and then you notice your pitching a tent... shiet better just get back to those deadlifts
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Its really not fair. not sure why God made it like that.... you can look but you can't just have it/take it like in the animal kingdom. Not fair at all :D
 
kokobeware2 said:
I used to take about half that and no way in hell would I take Viagra/cialis before the gym. I'm not Gonna be doin deads and at the top have a fuggin rocket in my shorts. F that
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1,3 pretty much destroys any potential for boners in the gym for me.
Or better yet, take viagra on a tren cycle, any prolactin from the tren should take care of that lol.
 
WARBIRDWS6 said:
Its really not fair. not sure why God made it like that.... you can look but you can't just have it/take it like in the animal kingdom. Not fair at all :D
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Yeah, and the worst part is deep down inside that's exactly what you want to do :D
 
kisaj said:
Quite a bit of ridiculousness around here, but the thought of taking cialis or viagra before the gym takes the cake. I guess the lists of 20+ supplements are pretty up there too.
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There's some solid science behind this.


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The type 5 phosphodiesterase inhibitor tadalafil influences salivary cortisol, testosterone, and dehydroepiandrosterone sulphate responses to maximal exercise in healthy men.

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Source

Unit of Endocrinology, Department of Health Sciences, University of Rome Foro Italico, Piazza Lauro de Bosis, 15, 00194 Rome, Italy.[email protected]

Abstract

CONTEXT:

Physical exercise-related stress activates hypothalamus-pituitary-adrenal (HPA) axis; nitric oxide is one of the mediators of the HPA axis response to stress, and phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors influences nitric oxide-linked biological activities.
OBJECTIVE:

The objective of the study was to investigate whether a single oral long half-life phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitor (tadalafil) administration influences the HPA axis response to exercise-related stress.
DESIGN:

This was a double-blind, cross-over trial.
PARTICIPANTS:

Participants included nine healthy male athletes.
INTERVENTIONS:

All subjects performed a maximal exercise test in normoxia, after which they received a single oral administration of tadalafil or placebo. Then after a 2-wk washout period, they were crossed over and repeated the exercise test. Each subject was his own control. Salivary collections, for steroid evaluations [cortisol, dehydroepiandrosterone sulphate (DHEAS), testosterone] and respective ratio calculation (DHEAS to cortisol, testosterone to cortisol, testosterone to DHEAS), were performed before each exercise (Pre-Ex), immediately after (Post-Ex), and at 30 min during recovery.
RESULTS:

As expected, mean salivary cortisol concentration increased immediately after exercise after both tadalafil and placebo (P = 0.014 and P =0.036 vs. Pre-Ex, respectively); however, the cortisol increase was significantly higher after tadalafil administration (P = 0.034 vs. placebo). Furthermore, an increased salivary testosterone after exercise was observed only after tadalafil administration (P = 0.029 vs. Pre-Ex). No effects of either exercise and/or tadalafil administration on salivary DHEAS concentrations were observed. DHEAS to cortisol and testosterone to cortisol ratios significantly decreased after exercise after tadalafil administration (P = 0.037, and P = 0.02 vs. placebo, respectively).
CONCLUSION:

Tadalafil administration amplified the salivary cortisol and testosterone responses to a maximal exercise-related stress in healthy trained humans.

PMID: 18559908
 
It doesn't change the fact that it is one of the dumbest things I've heard on here. So we have come to the point that we need to take a cialis before hitting the weights because nothing works as well or better. It's just silly.

No flaming, just opinion.
 
Now everything about this smacks of a spam post. First post made, asking to follow the log on some random website, a PH log on a Natty board... but yesterday someone claims to have gained 15 pounds in less than a week on IML's Metha-Drol Extreme?

i had a laugh.. even more so than trappmann maybe?
 
Rodja said:
There's some solid science behind this.


Invalid Link Removed 2008 Sep;93(9):3510-4. Epub 2008 Jun 17.
The type 5 phosphodiesterase inhibitor tadalafil influences salivary cortisol, testosterone, and dehydroepiandrosterone sulphate responses to maximal exercise in healthy men.

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Source

Unit of Endocrinology, Department of Health Sciences, University of Rome Foro Italico, Piazza Lauro de Bosis, 15, 00194 Rome, Italy.[email protected]

Abstract

CONTEXT:

Physical exercise-related stress activates hypothalamus-pituitary-adrenal (HPA) axis; nitric oxide is one of the mediators of the HPA axis response to stress, and phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors influences nitric oxide-linked biological activities.
OBJECTIVE:

The objective of the study was to investigate whether a single oral long half-life phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitor (tadalafil) administration influences the HPA axis response to exercise-related stress.
DESIGN:

This was a double-blind, cross-over trial.
PARTICIPANTS:

Participants included nine healthy male athletes.
INTERVENTIONS:

All subjects performed a maximal exercise test in normoxia, after which they received a single oral administration of tadalafil or placebo. Then after a 2-wk washout period, they were crossed over and repeated the exercise test. Each subject was his own control. Salivary collections, for steroid evaluations [cortisol, dehydroepiandrosterone sulphate (DHEAS), testosterone] and respective ratio calculation (DHEAS to cortisol, testosterone to cortisol, testosterone to DHEAS), were performed before each exercise (Pre-Ex), immediately after (Post-Ex), and at 30 min during recovery.
RESULTS:

As expected, mean salivary cortisol concentration increased immediately after exercise after both tadalafil and placebo (P = 0.014 and P =0.036 vs. Pre-Ex, respectively); however, the cortisol increase was significantly higher after tadalafil administration (P = 0.034 vs. placebo). Furthermore, an increased salivary testosterone after exercise was observed only after tadalafil administration (P = 0.029 vs. Pre-Ex). No effects of either exercise and/or tadalafil administration on salivary DHEAS concentrations were observed. DHEAS to cortisol and testosterone to cortisol ratios significantly decreased after exercise after tadalafil administration (P = 0.037, and P = 0.02 vs. placebo, respectively).
CONCLUSION:

Tadalafil administration amplified the salivary cortisol and testosterone responses to a maximal exercise-related stress in healthy trained humans.

PMID: 18559908
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Unfortunately feeling congested and having my face and chest turn/feel red and inflamed does not make for a good workout lol
 
T-Bone said:
Invalid Link Removed...He tries to cover his ass by saying "its only a question".
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I know right? He believes cocaine will be a healthy form of cardiac exercise and make it stronger lol.
 
Rodja said:
There's some solid science behind this.

Invalid Link Removed 2008 Sep;93(9):3510-4. Epub 2008 Jun 17.
The type 5 phosphodiesterase inhibitor tadalafil influences salivary cortisol, testosterone, and dehydroepiandrosterone sulphate responses to maximal exercise in healthy men.

Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed.
Source

Unit of Endocrinology, Department of Health Sciences, University of Rome Foro Italico, Piazza Lauro de Bosis, 15, 00194 Rome, [email protected]

Abstract

CONTEXT:

Physical exercise-related stress activates hypothalamus-pituitary-adrenal (HPA) axis; nitric oxide is one of the mediators of the HPA axis response to stress, and phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors influences nitric oxide-linked biological activities.
OBJECTIVE:

The objective of the study was to investigate whether a single oral long half-life phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitor (tadalafil) administration influences the HPA axis response to exercise-related stress.
DESIGN:

This was a double-blind, cross-over trial.
PARTICIPANTS:

Participants included nine healthy male athletes.
INTERVENTIONS:

All subjects performed a maximal exercise test in normoxia, after which they received a single oral administration of tadalafil or placebo. Then after a 2-wk washout period, they were crossed over and repeated the exercise test. Each subject was his own control. Salivary collections, for steroid evaluations [cortisol, dehydroepiandrosterone sulphate (DHEAS), testosterone] and respective ratio calculation (DHEAS to cortisol, testosterone to cortisol, testosterone to DHEAS), were performed before each exercise (Pre-Ex), immediately after (Post-Ex), and at 30 min during recovery.
RESULTS:

As expected, mean salivary cortisol concentration increased immediately after exercise after both tadalafil and placebo (P = 0.014 and P =0.036 vs. Pre-Ex, respectively); however, the cortisol increase was significantly higher after tadalafil administration (P = 0.034 vs. placebo). Furthermore, an increased salivary testosterone after exercise was observed only after tadalafil administration (P = 0.029 vs. Pre-Ex). No effects of either exercise and/or tadalafil administration on salivary DHEAS concentrations were observed. DHEAS to cortisol and testosterone to cortisol ratios significantly decreased after exercise after tadalafil administration (P = 0.037, and P = 0.02 vs. placebo, respectively).
CONCLUSION:

Tadalafil administration amplified the salivary cortisol and testosterone responses to a maximal exercise-related stress in healthy trained humans.

PMID: 18559908
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Viagara is a nitric oxide booster,,, expensive, but it works,,, also good preshow for vascularity
 
CopyCat said:
I know right? He believes cocaine will be a healthy form of cardiac exercise and make it stronger lol.
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This is by far the dumbest thing asked yet,,, he just was hoping someone would cosign his stupidity LMFAO!!!
 
grngoloco said:
This is by far the dumbest thing asked yet,,, he just was hoping someone would cosign his stupidity LMFAO!!!
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I guess that is an example of what drugs can do to a person. Make them think what they are asking is actually a logical and reasonable question. It is almost like he is seeking approval before he tries it. Like he was thinking of using coke pre-workout, reasonable enough right?. So then he thinks to himself, "I better go on an internet message board and ask if its ok".
 
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