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What are the things you wouldn't miss after you lose weight?

one night stands where you had to settle for a chunky broad, and since your options were on the lower end at the time, you end up calling her a few days later for an afternoon quikie when you know all the stupid bitch is going to do is get attached, think you like her, blow up your phone with silly texts and stalk your ass on facebook like if there were no tomorrow. if that's not motivation enough to get you up for some morning cardio to get you some prime A poon...idk what is.
 
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