Unhappy...

RedwolfWV

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Unhappy....

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention.

I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I muttered.

The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.

He was a dwarf.

He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I'm not happy"...

To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"
 
Thats just wrong...........I did laugh though :D
 
had to read it a second time haha, if i am even in that same situation I can only hope to be able to think that quickly
 
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