Ultimate Tough-Guy Challenge

[Mega NRG Man]

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number (the number of kids you can take, whatever that may be). The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


Game, set, match. How many can you take on?

 

[OCCFan023]

- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

I can see that on the children but wouldnt that be the best/one of the only way to really do some damage on a full grown guy at the age of 5?

Either way 30 maybe? My gameplan would be to make sure there is enough room to move around so that I could create space when the time begins and then when the ballsy ones of the group come flaling there arms at me I can easily deal with them with swift kicks to the faces. After that all I'd have left are the scared/thinking why the fu** am I doing this ones who would be already demoralized at the sight of the "tougher" 5 year old ones getti ng murdered and it would just basiclly be 6th grade dodge ball all over again.

However as I write this I feel a mixed emotion in that I just planned out a way to attempt to knock out 30 5 year olds, does that mean I'm evil???:smite:

 

[Lightning]

This is a disturbing thread. But since you asked....
I lay out the first little snotrag with boot to the grill. I quickly grab him by the legs and proceed spinning him violently, sending toddlers flying. With this method, I think I could take out a 3/4 full court full of kids.

 

[somewhatgifted]

5 is too young....

I could see maybe 13-14 yr old kids. and in that case id say roughly a dozen.

 

[Mega NRG Man]

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This question has been asked before, albeit not by me.

But only geeks and nerds have answered. You guys are massively muscled engines of destructions, surely you can devastate this army of wee 'uns.

 

[kwyckemynd00]

5yr olds? Not a good one. It'd be too easy. Just keep knocking heads as long as you can. It'd be like playing mortal kombat set to two players, but only having one person controlling.

I think we should consider 10yr olds or so. Old enough to have an idea what to do, etc.

5 yr olds: too many to count.
10 yr olds: give me 20-30. :twisted:

 

[Skyblue]

uh... haha i dont even like hitting grown people let alone kids

 

[kwyckemynd00]

uh... haha i dont even like hitting grown people let alone kids

Nobody likes to hit grown-people. Kids...now that's a different story. I hear the new rage is throwing them in the microwave oven. :bruce2:

 

[Skyblue]

hahaha. i love kids. (uncooked, thanks) however once they get to around 12.. then forget it!

 

[thesinner]

Infinite 5-year-olds

Strategty: 1) Tell them there's no Santa Claus. 2) Tell each child their parents are getting a divorce, and it's ALL THEIR FAULT!

 

[kwyckemynd00]

^

Da weiner. You win. :thumbsup:

 

[pistonpump]

as many as you got until i get hungry or bored. It was a breath of fresh air when i saw the rule on protective cups! I keep replaying the thoughts in my mind and i must say i like it, im sick