TOO TOXIC

macdady said:
Lol that's cause you can probably still get blow jobs... us poor married folk might get one every once and awhile lol
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I was married once I know how it is. Day after I got married I got the "let me know right before you nut so I can pull away" I knew I was f****ed. Had to get divorced just to get a legit bj lol. Big diff between a married bj and a single bj.
 
rphash49 said:
I was married once I know how it is. Day after I got married I got the "let me know right before you nut so I can pull away" I knew I was f****ed. Had to get divorced just to get a legit bj lol. Big diff between a married bj and a single bj.
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Lol most definitely
 
This reminds me of a funny price of conversation between the wife and I
She looked at me one night and said "you've been sucking the joy out of everything lately. What's wrong?"
And my wise ass said "I thinks its because you stopped sucking the joy out of me" as I busted my gut laughing she was getting ready to kill me hahaha
 
macdady said:
This reminds me of a funny price of conversation between the wife and I
She looked at me one night and said "you've been sucking the joy out of everything lately. What's wrong?"
And my wise ass said "I thinks its because you stopped sucking the joy out of me" as I busted my gut laughing she was getting ready to kill me hahaha
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:lmao:
that's funny.
 
I don't know about the rest of you married folks but my wife is like a freaking nympho that's why I am always so worried about my libido. I had to get on trt just to keep up but hey I guess its a good problem to have lol
 
atl3128 said:
I don't know about the rest of you married folks but my wife is like a freaking nympho that's why I am always so worried about my libido. I had to get on trt just to keep up but hey I guess its a good problem to have lol
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Most of my g/f's have been the same...they want it more often than i do. but maybe we are getting the job done right and our women want more and more....and these guys suck in bed LMFAO :D
 
AnabolicHolic said:
Most of my g/f's have been the same...they want it more often than i do. but maybe we are getting the job done right and our women want more and more....and these guys suck in bed LMFAO :D
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Haha its not our fault! I only get it like once a month! I can't get consistent enough lol
 
macdady said:
Haha its not our fault! I only get it like once a month! I can't get consistent enough lol
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My wife thinks sex is a chore.
Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.

No more sex in the car, in the parking lot, after a movie. Nope.
 
And I just got done hanging curtains for the old lady so tonight might be tonight haha
 
jbryand101b said:
My wife thinks sex is a chore.
Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.
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Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
 
macdady said:
Haha yup mine too... its alright though cause I love mine to death and didn't marry her because of sex
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That's the problem....you have sex with other women since you didn't marry yours for that purpose...they get pissed about shyt like that...voila!! once a month sex restriction lol
 
 
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These guys are hilarious, I laughed my ass off watching this
 
jbryand101b said:
My wife thinks sex is a chore.
Which is why I got all the time when we were dating. She was trying to keep me around.
Now that were hitched, its only so often, just to keep me in my place.

No more sex in the car, in the parking lot, after a movie. Nope.
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Well at least you're enough of a newly wed to still get some on occasion. That eventually gets withdrawn too lol. It's sort of like Pavlov's dog or a similar phenomenon where a bell rings and the mutt gets a treat. Eventually the treat is withdrawn and the dog simply responds to the bell with no positive reinforcement necessary...
 
jason79 said:
Well at least you're enough of a newly wed to still get some on occasion. That eventually gets withdrawn too lol. It's sort of like Pavlov's dog or a similar phenomenon where a bell rings and the mutt gets a treat. Eventually the treat is withdrawn and the dog simply responds to the bell with no positive reinforcement necessary...
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Nooooooooooo!
 
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