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bighulksmash said:
^^^ entertaining the thought of being tea bagged by Connor McGregor.
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^^^^has been t-bagged by sweaty gym balls. But only that one time. And just for that special video
 
^^^ fooled around with a billy goat and now has I.A.S.- Itchy Azz Syndrome
 
^^^^ told his parents he was on the phone with Jake from state farm at 3 am, but it was really Serge from the gym
 
Serge is yet another alter ego for ^^^^ and called mmorso catfishing for noodz
 
^^^^ paid for his transition because he's a sexual philanthropist making dreams come true
 
^^^^^ sponsored the making of video
 
^^^is reason of hairy palms
 
^^^ is jealous of those of us with hairy palms. Not everyone can be a werewolf that masturbates.

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^^^^ must be married so grew extra hair to avoid calluses on his palms. ^^^ is not a werewolf
 
<<< uses nair and lotion and maybe I'm not a werewolf...hang on a sec... I think I have fleas...
 
^^^^ wishes someone would rub his quads since it'd be the only human contact he'd be getting nothing but "the stranger" for him
 
^^^ secretly video tapes said "ladder" extending by hacking a spy satellite nobody knows exists and retasking then selling on the grey market to support his home video collection of Bee Arthur shows.
 
^^^^^Has had more "crab dinners" than any other man on AM
 
^^^^ cuts his hair with a Flowbee
 
^^^ is bruce jenner
 
^^^ knows this because he used to be Bruce's ball waxer. Now he can only dream and wonder what went wrong?
 
^^^ joined the Navy so he could be surrounded by semen, it was a 4 year disappointment
 
^^^ still believes jail is the best place to meet single men
 
^^^ joint the crips gang, because he understood gang banging wrong. Here the hand signs he learned:

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