Talking to girls with headphones on at the gym

ReaperX said:
I think those are the Gotti boys. Wow, that is what I would expect a 'gay gangster' to be like. I'm sure their dad John Gotti is really proud about them.
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The apples fell real far from the tree on that one LOL. Those guys would definitely suffer in jail. They should see what happened to the Don's son in American Me.

I really can't stand those phuckers. My kid sister's boyfriend is a phuckin wanna be Gotti boy/Guido and he always tries to sound smarter the he is when I've had the misfortune of having to interact with him.
 
Iron Warrior said:
The apples fell real far from the tree on that one LOL. Those guys would definitely suffer in jail. They should see what happened to the Don's son in American Me.

I really can't stand those phuckers. My kid sister's boyfriend is a phuckin wanna be Gotti boy/Guido and he always tries to sound smarter the he is when I've had the misfortune of having to interact with him.
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Well, essentially his sons 'un-did' everything that he has accomplished. Sure John can brag about having a hit put on the don. He can brag about all the money he stole, he can also brag about the drugs he pushed and the people he killed.


Then the cellmate at his prison is gonna be like, 'John you have fudgepackers as your sons.'

Boom, and that's it. All down the drain.
 
ReaperX said:
Well, essentially his sons 'un-did' everything that he has accomplished. Sure John can brag about having a hit put on the don. He can brag about all the money he stole, he can also brag about the drugs he pushed and the people he killed.


Then the cellmate at his prison is gonna be like, 'John you have fudgepackers as your sons.'

Boom, and that's it. All down the drain.
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Well, this thread has morphed into a Guido bash fest so let me continue on my rant before I eat and hit the sack :)

1. Why the phuck are they wearing faded and ripped jeans ? That sh!t is not cool. If I were a bum I wouldn't even wear that sh!t. Fvcking blue jeans kids, none of this faded and ripped jeans crap. That has to be one of the gayest things a man can wear.

2. What's up with the hair ? When did that become a good idea ? They look like gay vampires with that hair cut.

3. Why do all those fags have to be in groups of 5+ to take pictures a club. I don't thinks it's cool to even take a picture of yourself at a club let alone 1 pic with a bunch of fags.

4. Why do they phuckin try to show off their chest ! Grow some hair on your chest boys. I feel like a man whore if I unbotton more then 1 button off my shirts.

Back on topic with the original thread :)
 
xjsynx said:
You have a Gazelle in your locker room?

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lol, my grandma seriously got one of those last summer at a garage sale. i can't help but seriously laugh when i see the gazelle spokesperson going full swing on that machine.


-the gotti boys, there's something very "unmanly" about men or should i say "boys" who look as if they take ten times longer to get ready than i do.

-squeaks did you say "sauna":ntome:
 
I'd also like to add that the 'gang signs' they are 'throwing up' Someone has been watching too many 50 cent music videos on MTV.

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I always seem to get hit on by those freaking shemales that i KNOW for a fact take longer to get ready than I do. I tell them flat out that I do not think they are real men and they should go home and eff their mothers.. thats all they want anyway.. freaking hell. Every time i see that picture i get pissed off and want to shave their heads!
 
Squeaks4ver said:
I always seem to get hit on by those freaking shemales that i KNOW for a fact take longer to get ready than I do. I tell them flat out that I do not think they are real men and they should go home and eff their mothers.. thats all they want anyway.. freaking hell. Every time i see that picture i get pissed off and want to shave their heads!
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Um, ok. hm. So what's wrong with effing your own mother ?
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I definitely think its best to work your way in with these girls.

When shes walking by before/after her workout without her headphones in, just say something innocent like "boy, the gym is empty today" or "wow, a lot of people here today!", then make your way off.

You then have a basis to sell hello the next time you see her. Which then gives you the opening for a conversation the next time you see her....

This kind of leads her to feel a little more comfortable talking to you, and makes you seem less likely to be "The muscle moron who keeps interupting my workout to hit on me"
 
ReaperX said:
I'd also like to add that the 'gang signs' they are 'throwing up' Someone has been watching too many 50 cent music videos on MTV.

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THOSE ARNT GANG SIGNS...HIS FA*GET A*S IS SMOKING A VIRGINIA SLIM...AND HOLDING ANOTHER FOR HIS GAY BROTHER...I GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENES WHEN A WIFE IS BITTER THAT HER HUSBAND IS LOCKED UP FOR BEING A GANGSTER....SHE RAISES PUS*IES THAT NOBODY WOULD EVER LET INTO A GANG.....
 
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