Supernerd's hokey magic item cycle

supernerd

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Hello. I'm taking a bit of a break from more aggressive compounds, so I decided to try a different approach this time.

Compounds:

AgeForce PowerPatch (purportedly HGH) - 1 patch every other day
Deer Antler spray - 10 sprays/day

I wanted one thing that was likely to do something, so I'm giving my lab animals:

RC Ostarine - 20 mg/day

Honestly, I'm a bit skeptical about the PowerPatch, but I forgot to cancel my auto-ship, so they've been piling up. They recommend 6 patches for 30 days, so every other day should show something, if they actually work. The deer antler spray was pretty cheap, so on the odd chance it turns me into Ray Lewis, I figured why not. Provided the Ostarine is legit, though, it shouldn't be a wasted cycle. I'm using Mr. Supps joint support, fish oil, and SamE for supports. I'd like to run for 6 weeks, but if it doesn't seem to be doing anything, I might drop it and go for something more or less guaranteed to work. I'm open to suggestions here, too.

Beginning weight: 199 lbs
 
Day 2/3 summary:

Bench: 285x8x4
Squat: 310x8x4
Trapbar deadlift: 285x5x10

Nothing much to report so far. Hopefully the Ostarine is legit.
 
Day 9/10 Summary:

Weight: 198 lbs

Bench: 285x8x4
Squat: 315x8x4
Trapbar deadlift: Temporarily discontinued until resumption of government funding.

Apparently the gym is non-essential, which kind of depends on your point of view, I guess. The only side I've noticed is a bit of shoulder acne that seems to be clearing up. I feel a little more solid doing the lifts, but nothing dramatic so far.
 
Day 29/30 Summary:

Weight: 199 lbs

Bench: 290x8x4
Squat: 320x8x4

Well, I haven't been reporting much lately because I really don't have a whole heck of a lot to report. Nothing bad going on, but not much noticeable good either.
 
Day 37/38 Summary:

Bench: 290x8x4
Squat: 320x8x4
Trapbar deadlift: 290x5x10

Overall, not a whole lot happened this cycle. I'll have to try something more potent after the holidays. Impressions:

Ostarine: Could have some promise. With the IML product out, I would not use RC Ostarine again. At 20 mg/day, it would be a little higher dosing than I used, and it's probably a more reliable product.

AgeForce HGH PowerPatch: Too expensive for any benefit it offers. For $99, there are much more useful products available.

Deer Antler Spray: It can't really hurt anything. If it's cheap, there's not much harm in it. If you believe hard enough, the mighty placebo effect should help out.
 
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