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Linux Apache MySQL PHP? #geekspeak
Paying over $2,000 a year for parking while only having to walk to work for 5 minutes in S220 Italian wool suit in ****ing Texas heat.
meterpreter reverse tcp shell that keeps dropping even after using persistence come to find out its bcuz of slow internet speed on the other end...
That's not very Comcastic of that darn sluggish Internets...
this one time at mit i had a root shell on an iphone and i seen very disturbing photos of a girl who wasnt a girl ... #nightmaresforlife
#currentlygagging lol
Overly sensitive people that say they are offended by things that aren't offensive in the least.
The new Viagra TV commercial in between innings of a (prime time and weekend daytime) baseball game I'm watching with my 13yo daughter.
"My dick gets hard when the wind blows."
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"My dick gets hard if the wind blows."
what!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't seen that wtf
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when my new gf has a source ive never even dreamed of having like really wtf
A source for what? Juice? If so how much bigger is her dick than yours 5inchs? 8inches?
very cute ... no her source is for adult diapers like the ones you wear to bed b!tch.
Well that is literally a **** hookup! But I guess seeing as she is senior citizen it helps out, no need for diapers here I have to wash my sheets every night because of sweating anyways
When my phone clearly shows 3-4 bars and nothing is loading on my phone! Lol
Oh and Barack Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i get splattered by oil when frying chicken
That's a higher power telling you to bake the chicken next time.![]()
I've had gator and enjoyed it (tastes like a unique kind of chicken) but I hate catfish.
My first experience with gator was a Gator Po Boy in 'Nawlins. Holy crap that is an amazing invention.
when im curling 150 single handed and xena the warrior princess grabs tht 210s n does 20 straight without breaking a sweat .
IronAddiction
Donald trumps toupee