Stinking up the office.

[motiv8er]

WOW!
I over ate and some of it was junk, holy stink balls batman!
I am really about to leave the office for a little while to try and work this out. I feel like I have been the stinky mad bomber after lunch. I am running out of places to go and drop my dirty sorties. I am running out of people to blame them on. Wheres Nate when I need him.

Off to ride around...

:run:

 

[jarhead]

I think your going about it all wrong. Embrace it. Walk up to a coworker, sneak one out, and then ask him if he smells something burning. The instictive response is to take a huge sniff. Watching them realize they just freebased a huge dose of your ass gas is priceless.

 

[tattoopierced1]

ever since I've signed up with Bobo...i feel as the Metallica song "Creeping Death" is referring to my rancid SBDs....
so i know how ya feel.

 

[motiv8er]

Ok I go for the cruise and no farts. I get back to the office and I am really not able to stand the smell myself. They're that rotten. I can't stand being in my own office.

My poor co-employees.

Addition: The cool thing about being this big, I've noticed no one ever tells me I look bad and that I stink!!!!