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bighulksmash said:
If op every comes back online he gonna think were a bunch of looneys
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I just wanna know why the thread title haha. It went from simple mistake to me getting married to a guy... I need to know WHY???
 
ma70 said:
While we sort of trashed his thread, at least he knows its ok to dose anytime!
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And knowing is half the battle
 
What if steve is TheMaster????......
 
And reigned down full court jumpers
 
I moved Steve to General Chat. I hope he doesn't mind.
 
Admin said:
I moved Steve to General Chat. I hope he doesn't mind.
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It makes sense,
I heard Steve was a General.


Yeah I'm ready for whenever dad-jokes are expected of me lol.
 
Steve could be a legend
 
In my other life, I'm Steve, but after reading this, I may have to have it legally changed.

Also, it sounds like I may need a quickie annulment, to avoid legal complications with Mrs. Mesomorphin. She doesn't give a rat's a$$ when I ingest my creatine, but she's got strong opinions on multiple matrimony.
 
If Steve was made out of creatine, would you steal a scoop of him? I'll bet one scoop of him would be the equivalent of an old school loading phase. He is that powerful
 
bighulksmash said:
Vote "STEVE" for MR.Universe 2017 . The creatine champion .
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Thank you for your vote, I'm actually training for MR.Universe. This time the contest is held in the region of the Orion Nebula.
Other species have much more arms- and legs than me, I will need your support to win.
 
_Steve_ said:
Did anyone new that creatine is stored in your traps? It makes them look bigger.
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Can you spot-store creatine like you can spot-reduce fat? I dont want my tarps getting any bigger, but there are other lagging areas Id like to increase, nomsayin_Steve_

Thanks for sharing your newledge with us
 
_Steve_ said:
February 30 is the best day to snort creatine. Remember you have to pre-load it.
100 gr each nostril 2 times a day.
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I have trouble snorting 100g of creatine, if there any other application methods that will work just as well..?

Also, creatine tends to bloat me, is there anything that i can do to avoid this bloat..?
 
vujade said:
I have trouble snorting 100g of creatine, if there any other application methods that will work just as well..?

Also, creatine tends to bloat me, is there anything that i can do to avoid this bloat..?
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Reassess your manliness and have dandelion by your side. Bloat is nothing more than extra gainzzzzz.
 
NewAgeMayan said:
Can you spot-store creatine like you can spot-reduce fat? I dont want my tarps getting any bigger, but there are other lagging areas Id like to increase, nomsayin_Steve_

Thanks for sharing your newledge with us
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To spot-store creatine, you'll need :
-1 pound powdered iron
-1 pound creatine
-1 fist size magnet

Mix the creatine with the iron powder. Snort it like always, should take you 2-3 days to get it all in.
Now take the magnet.
With brushing motions, move it over your skin in the nose area, downwards to the desired body part. You will observe how a big boil is forming under the skin, moving synchronous with the magnet, looking like this in the beginning:

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Attention: Do not move the magnet over your eyes!

vujade said:
I have trouble snorting 100g of creatine, if there any other application methods that will work just as well..?

Also, creatine tends to bloat me, is there anything that i can do to avoid this bloat..?
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Snorting is the only way. If you have trouble getting it in, use a vacuum cleaner:

-dump the creatine on a smooth surface, like a table.
-take the brush off of the vacuum cleaner
-position one nostril into the heap of powder
-hold the vacuum tube/suction hose firmly onto your free nostril
-suck air and creatine with one nostril while switching the vacuum cleaner on

You can guide the bloat to desired body parts by mixing creatine with iron powder, see previous post.
 
Mesomorphin said:
That's gonna leave hardly any room up there for my beta alanine. Guess I'll have to switch to the BA suppositories.
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****, imagine that tingle!
 
Mesomorphin said:
That's gonna leave hardly any room up there for my beta alanine. Guess I'll have to switch to the BA suppositories.
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muscleupcrohn said:
Oh god, both of those methods of delivery sound extremely unpleasant for beta alanine.
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To get the right amount of beta alanine in one go, you have to use bigger suppositories.
I perfected a method to produce XXXL sized suppositories, calling them : Beta Analine Torpedos
All you need is a pound of butter and some empty plastic bottles.

-cut plastic bottle
-melt the butter
-mix with 250 gr beta alanine
-fill the halfed-bottles and wait until solidifying
-put one half over the other and into the fridge

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The created analine-torpedos go in like, well, butter -with a cooling effect.
UncleSarm uses them, sometimes upping the dose to two.
 
_Steve_ you are a genius. Ive heard that humans only use 5% of their brain, but it is clear you can use at least 6.
 
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