In the state of Texas, common law marriage is described by if she spends the night and leaves "anything" behind your common law married. So apparently I am common law married alot in the state of Texas, but that S**t went to the garbage quick. NO EVIDENCE!!!
Wouldnt you like to know. My first wife was bipolar psychophrinic and into the Dom lifestyle what do you think. Lol. I'm not the Demented Cowboy for no reason. Lol
I'm on my 3rd and we have been together since 2008 and married since 2010
Does it count when I did her/her sister/ and her mom at the same time. Lol
I only had 3 gag balls. LOLA choke collar may help to overcome the first 4 seconds.
Your learning that @DementedCowboy is the next #Hugh Hefner. But gets married alot. Lol
Just a pic
It wont let me download mine. Lol
You haven't?
Now thats impressive.
This is reaching hairygrandpa level of creepy Internet search to get this gif
Haha
This man cant be topped. Haha
Is it weird that im slightly hard?
No seems about normal for you
Wtf
I honestly will probably be like hairygrandpa and won't ever get married. Sh!ts stupid. Why do I need a arbitrary title on it, that will allow a women to take everything I own if we get a divorce?
Haha all you need is wood chipper, lilacs, a fire pit, a full body rubber suit and LOTS of hydrogen peroxide. I learned this from dexter..... ya... ya. Thats sounds good... i learned this from dexter. lets go with that
South Louisiana all you need is a boat, a wood chipper and a deep part of the lake. Body through the wood chipper in the shallows, close to any area where you see gator tracks in the mud. Then take the boat out to the deep area and push woodchipper in. The soft mud will sink the heavy woodchipper, and the salt/brackish water will clear all and any finger prints. Then you go fishing for a few hours. Just saying, not like I ever tried thisHaha all you need is wood chipper, lilacs, a fire pit, a full body rubber suit and LOTS of hydrogen peroxide. I learned this from dexter..... ya... ya. Thats sounds good... i learned this from dexter. lets go with that
HahaSouth Louisiana all you need is a boat, a wood chipper and a deep part of the lake. Body through the wood chipper in the shallows, close to any area where you see gator tracks in the mud. Then take the boat out to the deep area and push woodchipper in. The soft mud will sink the heavy woodchipper, and the salt/brackish water will clear all and any finger prints. Then you go fishing for a few hours. Just saying, not like I ever tried this
Like i would never actually kill anyone, but it wouldnt be that hard to get away with it.South Louisiana all you need is a boat, a wood chipper and a deep part of the lake. Body through the wood chipper in the shallows, close to any area where you see gator tracks in the mud. Then take the boat out to the deep area and push woodchipper in. The soft mud will sink the heavy woodchipper, and the salt/brackish water will clear all and any finger prints. Then you go fishing for a few hours. Just saying, not like I ever tried this
Completely agree. Hey honey, you wanna go fishing with me. I got some new bait that requires a woodchipper. Lol
Haha but by movie tickets right before you go and pay for it in card, and keep the ticket and recipt. Then when you get back actually go see that movie. See it with a friend but pay in cash and this time dispose of recipt and ticket.
Actually didnt notice that one. There was a better one but I lost her once I moved over to the cables
