Stank Ass

nebmusclehead

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Well, this will be the thread dedicated to the ever lasting beauty of the funny flatulant. I work twelve hrs a day with my workout partner and the poor bastard is ready to off me in the very near future. every time I give a slight roll of the cheek he is ready to shove a boot up my ass. I THINK IT'S FUNNY AS HELL. I've upped my protien intake over the last few weeks and have been hitting the whey pretty hard, and man does it ever smell sweet! Our office is so flippin rank between the two of us. I wonder if right now I may be under a methane induced high? Oh yeah I thought I'd throw in a pic of our first aid box here in the office.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I try and save my stank-ass farts for work, I go by one of the big fans near the benchpress when the chicken-legged club-body-boys are benching and fart right by it.... walk away, and look over about 2-3 minutes later :D

ManBeast
 
My co-worker is one of them ecto bastards (hate him during cutting season, but laugh at him during bulking season) that really puts away the food. All that food makes for nasty gas, and he actually has a fart spray drawer in his desk with 3 different aromas. I try to save up my gas for his office since it can't get any worse in there, and saves my office :D

~Todd
 
Hehe, I can relate to the ability to drop the methane bombs with the best of them. Normally I don't have too bad of gas unless I really up the protein while on androgens, or taking one particular supplement; beef liver tabs! The gas those things give me is downright evil! I work as a boiler engineer in a beef slaughter plant, which doesn't smell too great to start with, and when I let loose with a beef liver tab nuclear blast my workmate can smell them from right across our boiler plant!
 
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