Does anyone say anything in particular when buying bronk or prime at the pharmacy? (...I know you have to show a license )
Right after you request 2 boxes of Bronkaid and they set them on the counter in front of you, ask them if they can help you in recommending the largest and most pleasurable condom available.
Typically, they completely lose their concentration and not only do they forget to ask for your license, but they completely forget to ring you up altogether!
Then, since there is no record of the sale, you can hit up the next Walgreens (2 Miles down the road) and get 2 more boxes of Bronkaid the same day (and condoms)...
Sadly, I tend to run out of the Bronkaid before I run out of the condoms which I end up using as balloons at birthday parties..