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Answered Sperm count

Brain5ick

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So this is quite anabolic related in a particular sense but as some of y’all know me and my wife are trying for a kid. I went and did a semen analysis earlier today and I guess we will be getting the results back around Wednesday. In all honesty it was one of the most uncomfortable things I’ve done recently lol. Doc doesn’t want me to stop the test or Deca at all or at least not yet as far as the Deca goes because he says if I like it and still produce sperm then I don’t need to stop my cycle. Dude is super cool and very knowledgeable and accepting of AAS use which is refreshing.
Anyways, fingers crossed that the results are good!
 
So I got my results back. Some numbers are low or right on the cut off of low. Wondering if I should at more HCG or throw in clomid or HMG. I figure the higher level of androgens have something to do with it especially the Deca from what I’ve read. Numbers will be posted below.


Sperm total 15m normal 15m or more.
Active 6m normal 10m or more
40% motil normal 40% or higher
Grade forward 3m normal 3-4m
Normal form 0.5m normal 5m or more.
 
Brain5ick said:
So I got my results back. Some numbers are low or right on the cut off of low. Wondering if I should at more HCG or throw in clomid or HMG. I figure the higher level of androgens have something to do with it especially the Deca from what I’ve read. Numbers will be posted below.


Sperm total 15m normal 15m or more.
Active 6m normal 10m or more
40% motil normal 40% or higher
Grade forward 3m normal 3-4m
Normal form 0.5m normal 5m or more.
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Ask your doctor’s opinion (srs).

My non-medical uneducated internet opinion is all but one value is in normal fertility range and the active is still at 60% of normal - you should be plenty capable of slippin one past the goalie when she’s ovulating. Get to work!
 
Hyde said:
Ask your doctor’s opinion (srs).

My non-medical uneducated internet opinion is all but one value is in normal fertility range and the active is still at 60% of normal - you should be plenty capable of slippin one past the goalie when she’s ovulating. Get to work!
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Oh he said we should get at it every day or every other day minimum for 2 and a half months and I’m alllllll for it lol. He doesn’t want me to stop my cycle though, which is funny lol.
Random side note, can you (or anyone else reading this) help me with my HCG dosing? I’m sh!t at math and I think I may be under dosing my shots.
 
Brain5ick said:
Oh he said we should get at it every day or every other day minimum for 2 and a half months and I’m alllllll for it lol. He doesn’t want me to stop my cycle though, which is funny lol.
Random side note, can you (or anyone else reading this) help me with my HCG dosing? I’m sh!t at math and I think I may be under dosing my shots.
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Yeah how many iu are your vials, how much bac water are you using to reconstitute it, and how much liquid are you drawing out per shot? And how often?
 
Hyde said:
Yeah how many iu are your vials, how much bac water are you using to reconstitute it, and how much liquid are you drawing out per shot? And how often?
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12,000iu with 6ml bac water. I draw .25ml and inject sub Q twice a week before pin days. They said that by doing it the day before test and Deca will “prepare” my testes for the extra androgens.
Also they literally just 2 minutes ago texted me and want me to up my frequency to 3x a week instead of 2x a week thinking this could help my sperm count and atrophy. My balls are still super shrunken even though I’m on HCG.
 
I would suggest that you verify the MDs results by using the following, time-tested, technique:

Through one means or another, create an opportunity for you to ejaculate, but rather than depositing the emissions it into a specimen cup, instead ejaculate all over her face, being careful to include every drop. Then, grab a magnifying glass and count your sperm. Reportedly the results are not pendent on (that is, there is no causal relationship caused by) her wearing makeup (even if it is simply tastefully applied eyeliner).

Some protocols encourage the donator to utter something like "take that" or "does it smell like chlorine?" upon making the deposit, but there are no double-blind studies supporting this.

It may take a half dozen or more deposits/applications prior to reaching your conclusion. Your partner should welcome this as a sign of your commitment. Eventually you will be satisfied with the results and confident in your ability to do your part in conception.

Please do not post pics.
 
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Beau said:
I would suggest that you verify the MDs results by using the following, time-tested, technique:

Through one means or another, create an opportunity for you to ejaculate, but rather than depositing the emissions it into a specimen cup, instead ejaculate all over her face, being careful to include every drop. Then, grab a magnifying glass and count your sperm. Reportedly the results are not pendent on (that is, there is no causal relationship) her wearing makeup (even if it is simply tastefully applied eyeliner).

Some protocols encourage the donator to utter something like "take that" or "does it smell like chlorine?" upon making the deposit, but there are no double-blind studies supporting this.

It may take a half dozen or more deposits/applications prior to reaching your conclusion. Your partner should welcome this as a sign of your commitment. Eventually you will be satisfied with the results and confident in your ability to do your part in conception.

Please do not post pics.
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Oh no, now you’re getting pics.
 
Brain5ick said:
12,000iu with 6ml bac water. I draw .25ml and inject sub Q twice a week before pin days. They said that by doing it the day before test and Deca will “prepare” my testes for the extra androgens.
Also they literally just 2 minutes ago texted me and want me to up my frequency to 3x a week instead of 2x a week thinking this could help my sperm count and atrophy. My balls are still super shrunken even though I’m on HCG.
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So you’re pushing 500 units a shot and pinning a total of 1,000/wk - and they’re telling you to bump all the way up to 1,500iu weekly.

That’s a lot of HCG - how’s your estrogen doing? I would expect that to rise significantly with the 50% bump in HCG if extra AI isn’t being added. This could help or hurt your libido, so it’s a toss-up. You will know if you need to add more AI though.
 
Hyde said:
So you’re pushing 500 units a shot and pinning a total of 1,000/wk - and they’re telling you to bump all the way up to 1,500iu weekly.

That’s a lot of HCG - how’s your estrogen doing? I would expect that to rise significantly with the 50% bump in HCG if extra AI isn’t being added. This could help or hurt your libido, so it’s a toss-up. You will know if you need to add more AI though.
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AI is good. I was doing 1mg adex twice a week and my E was 17pg so I lowered it a little to .75mg twice a week. Libido is much better.
 
I was in the same position a few years back, on trt with no sperm count, I got off test and started HCG at 250mgx2 week for 4 weeks and Clomid at 50mg ed for 2 weeks and then 25 ed for 6 weeks. After that my wife got pregnant :)
 
BBiceps said:
I was in the same position a few years back, on trt with no sperm count, I got off test and started HCG at 250mgx2 week for 4 weeks and Clomid at 50mg ed for 2 weeks and then 25 ed for 6 weeks. After that my wife got pregnant :)
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That’s going to be the last resort for me. I still have swimmers, they apparently just aren’t good at swimming lol.
 
Hyde said:
So you’re pushing 500 units a shot and pinning a total of 1,000/wk - and they’re telling you to bump all the way up to 1,500iu weekly.

That’s a lot of HCG - how’s your estrogen doing? I would expect that to rise significantly with the 50% bump in HCG if extra AI isn’t being added. This could help or hurt your libido, so it’s a toss-up. You will know if you need to add more AI though.
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How much of a rise in estrogen would you guess with the HCG increase?
 
Brain5ick said:
How much of a rise in estrogen would you guess with the HCG increase?
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I haven’t a clue, but I would definitely expect it. But if AI is working just keep it there - you obviously don’t wanna trip your libido up when you’re trying to dig it out every day.

Higher estrogen will be good for joints and lipids, you just need to watch diet closely because it will be easier to put weight on.
 
Don’t forget to look into your dietary supplements that improve sperm parameters. Some to look into are Zinc, Acetyl-l-Carnitine, taurine, Maca, royal jelly
 
I'd suggest you consider using a lot of cologne. Something timeless like Brut or Old Spice.
 
Hyde said:
Sex Panther
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Darn it - I hate it when I forget to suggest the best one.

BTW - it might be worth pointing out that my well intended comment regarding the use of cologne contemplated an application on or about your facial area. I certainly did not intend to suggest that you use the cologne as some sort of odd sexual lubricant. I am pretty sure using it that way would cause both you and your wife to endure a rather unfortunate (and unforgettable) burning sensation to your genitals. Most of the time, that is not a good thing.
 
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Took an extra shot of HCG, feeling a little anxious as the day goes on. Still a horny mess lmao. Like I’m pretty close to humping household appliances . Not a fan of the extra anxiety though.
 
Brain5ick said:
Took an extra shot of HCG, feeling a little anxious as the day goes on. Still a horny mess lmao. Like I’m pretty close to humping household appliances . Not a fan of the extra anxiety though.
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Sounds like time for a round of face painting.
 
So just an update, only after a week of upping the HCG and volume went wayyyyy up. She was kinda bummed because she was getting used to not having to clean up a huge mess afterwards lmao. Guess I’m back to being Ron Jeremy . Hoping more volume means better values on my next semen analysis.
 
Brain5ick said:
So just an update, only after a week of upping the HCG and volume went wayyyyy up. She was kinda bummed because she was getting used to not having to clean up a huge mess afterwards lmao. Guess I’m back to being Ron Jeremy . Hoping more volume means better values on my next semen analysis.
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More volume, more troops to storm the castle, right??
 
Brain5ick said:
So just an update, only after a week of upping the HCG and volume went wayyyyy up. She was kinda bummed because she was getting used to not having to clean up a huge mess afterwards lmao. Guess I’m back to being Ron Jeremy . Hoping more volume means better values on my next semen analysis.
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Always best to confirm this visually.

Time to break out the magnifying glass and present your wife a map of Hawaii.
 
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