SOMEONE STOLE MY F*CKING FOOD!!!!

BMW

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:rant: man im so pissed right now i know you guys would understand that when your trying to compete diet is everything. well some fucker at work decided hes gonna have himself a treat today and take my chicken, beef, and salmon for his or herself out of the fridge. the money and time i spent putting that **** together is now for someone elses enjoyment and now fucked up a perfect diet plan now i have to go on for 7-8 hours without food.
 
All I can say is they had better taken it to feed their starving children, or I'd beat em til they puke up every last bit.
 
I'd try to find out who it was. That's very disrepectful to still others food. I am pretty sure you can ask someone because usually someone sees something. How you handle it is up to you, but I wouldn't be nice about it. People who don't diet and bodybuild don't understand how important meal planning is in the bbing world. I'd be royally pissed...
 
Achilles13 said:
I'd try to find out who it was. That's very disrepectful to still others food. I am pretty sure you can ask someone because usually someone sees something. How you handle it is up to you, but I wouldn't be nice about it. People who don't diet and bodybuild don't understand how important meal planning is in the bbing world. I'd be royally pissed...
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exactly all my co-workers are like "its no big deal here have a taco and a burrito from taco bell...." they dont understand **** dont fly like that, that food is like an athletes training, missing one day of practice can cost you the whole competiton. im thinking about cooking some extra meat and poisoning it and whoever i see puking theyre brains out in the toilet with salmon breath is about to get real fucked up.
 
BMW said:
exactly all my co-workers are like "its no big deal here have a taco and a burrito from taco bell...." they dont understand **** dont fly like that, that food is like an athletes training, missing one day of practice can cost you the whole competiton. im thinking about cooking some extra meat and poisoning it and whoever i see puking theyre brains out in the toilet with salmon breath is about to get real fucked up.
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I like that idea as well... but imo i'd probably put in a laxitive.
 
yeah what the strongest laxitive out there i want something close to terms with pgf2a ohhh yeah that would be nice...
 
BMW said:
exactly all my co-workers are like "its no big deal here have a taco and a burrito from taco bell...." they dont understand **** dont fly like that, that food is like an athletes training, missing one day of practice can cost you the whole competiton. im thinking about cooking some extra meat and poisoning it and whoever i see puking theyre brains out in the toilet with salmon breath is about to get real fucked up.
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I deal with this where I work all the time. I had to label my food with labels that said, "This is not yours, SO DON'T EAT IT," before people would stop taking my meals. People also took my flavored creamer, which pissed me off. So, I laced my creamer one week with generous doses of Imodium AD and the next with laxative. No one has taken it since. One of the best ideas my ex girlfriend ever had.
 
i just cant see how you could go so low and steal someone else lunch i guess ill be installing a fridge like matthew d
 
Wow, never happened to me, but I'd never imagine people go so low and steal food. IPECAC!!! See fuckers puke their brains out.
 
Wow bro, whoever took your food is a disrespectful scumbag who has no respect for others. I would post a note on the fridge and tell whoever did it that you are in a serious competition and this is extremely important to your success and you'd hate to lose because someone was stealing your food. If that doesn't work then blow up and look for the guilty one.
 
DmitryWI said:
Wow, never happened to me, but I'd never imagine people go so low and steal food. IPECAC!!! See fuckers puke their brains out.
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yes thats what is called ipecac syrup i saw that on house!:twisted:
 
Here's a classic. One day at work my lunch is missing, and I find the empty container sitting on the table in the break room. I think someone ate it, until my coworker sees it in the trash can! Turns out my dipshit boss threw it away! I called him out on it, and he said, "Oh bud, I have containers like that and I made chicken and rice a few days ago and I thought it was mine." Nevermind it was in a wal-mart bag with a spoon and a fresh apple. Although at first he wouldn't admit to it, even though we all knew it was him, so later I bring a finished repair order to my service writer and with dipshit boss right next to us he says, "About time you got that done" to which I replyed, "Well its hard to work when you're starving." "Don't worry buddy, we're gonna find the asshole who took you're lunch." was his respone. :cool:
 
i always label my food, plus everyone knows here that their ass would be mine if anyone took any amount of my food...it helps being the biggest guy in the office...
 
Make your salmon again and soak it in a little urine and butter sauce and serve it up to your hungry coworker.
 
My food stays in a cooler at my desk and a few condiments stay in a small fridge me and a couple others share.

Then again....I've also been known to take the day off because I got in a hurry and forgot a meal or 2.
You bet I'll burn a vacation day, just so my workout that day wont suck!
 
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