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Signs You'd Like to See Hung Up At the Gym

"I've been training for 3 hours so far, how is that huge guy in and out in 45 minutes? By my calculations, I should be 4 times his size. Wait, lemme double check 45+45+45+45 = YEAH! 4 Times as hyoooge!" :frustrate
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hahahahaha
 
UHCougar05 said:
Anyone overheard saying squats are bad for your knees will be beaten over the head with the bar.
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And god forbid you try to tell me deadlifts are bad for your back... :smite:
 
I could of used this one yesterday
"Warning Hammer Strength Iso Row may make you less of a man. Operate only when used in conjunction with a cup or some other form of protective gear"
 
I don't care how unflexible you are, or how dirty you are - under NO circumstances are you allowed to wash another guy's back in the shower. It just looks GAY.

(Yes, I saw 2 guys doing this while I was in the shower. Quickest shower of my life.)

If I'm lifting a heavy weight right and looking in the mirror - do not stand there blocking my view - you will get yelled at. If you are a hot chick doing this - you will get stared at - intensely...
 
Sunder said:
I don't care how unflexible you are, or how dirty you are - under NO circumstances are you allowed to wash another guy's back in the shower. It just looks GAY.

(Yes, I saw 2 guys doing this while I was in the shower. Quickest shower of my life.)....
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ROFL! That made my day. That's hilarious.
 
Sunder said:
I don't care how unflexible you are, or how dirty you are - under NO circumstances are you allowed to wash another guy's back in the shower. It just looks GAY.

(Yes, I saw 2 guys doing this while I was in the shower. Quickest shower of my life.)
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:run: SICK!!!!!!
 
Ha, ha, ha...Of course Colemand doesn't do drugs, he's a cop, right? ;) He, he.

Why don't they just give it up already? The Governor of California built his whole entire life and fortune off of a Dianabol foundation... :D He, he.
 
supersoldier said:
"Watch where your going with them delts, you could poke somebody's eye out with those things." :blink:

"I could be that big if I took steroids." (The typical cop out of a punk ass bitch :smite: )

"What the...? Did he really just...? Oh my God!!!" :twisted:

"Why isn't my Nitro Tech and Cell Tech working the way his is?" :think:

"I've been training for 3 hours so far, how is that huge guy in and out in 45 minutes? By my calculations, I should be 4 times his size. Wait, lemme double check 45+45+45+45 = YEAH! 4 Times as hyoooge!" :frustrate

"I've done 20 sets of curls 3 separate times this week. How is it that his bi's are twice the size of mine and I've never seen him curl once?" :hammer:
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Yeah dont forget "I could be that big if I took creatine."
 
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