Sex vs a great lift

My wife and I have amazing sex. The older you get, the less you give a **** about PRs and the more you care about pleasing your woman.
 
thegodfather said:
My wife and I have amazing sex. The older you get, the less you give a **** about PRs and the more you care about pleasing your woman.
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Dude.. I worried about pleasing every girl I was ever with. Sometimes I was done a little too soon.. Sometimes I got her done!
 
Holy ****.. Just read a Fox4 study that showed that half of 3000 women surveyed said they'd rather go without sex for a month than their smartphone.. ****ing wow
 
Zac Speed said:
Dude.. I worried about pleasing every girl I was ever with. Sometimes I was done a little too soon.. Sometimes I got her done!
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Just remember that the majority of women can only "get there" by other means, not actual intercourse. It's all about using every tool (skill) on your tool belt. Don't try to build a house with a tack hammer, you better break out the jobsite box.
 
thegodfather said:
Just remember that the majority of women can only "get there" by other means, not actual intercourse. It's all about using every tool (skill) on your tool belt. Don't try to build a house with a tack hammer, you better break out the jobsite box.
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"It ain't the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name."
-- Dave Mustaine
 
thegodfather said:
Just remember that the majority of women can only "get there" by other means, not actual intercourse. It's all about using every tool (skill) on your tool belt. Don't try to build a house with a tack hammer, you better break out the jobsite box.
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I didn't say I tried to **** every girl to orgasm.. I use every tool god gave me without the aid of toys.
 
Zac Speed said:
Holy ****.. Just read a Fox4 study that showed that half of 3000 women surveyed said they'd rather go without sex for a month than their smartphone.. ****ing wow
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women also have sexual fantasies about being raped
women also shave their eye brows and draw them back in with a pencil

women are fuking stupid. its that simple
 
just sayin... doesnt mean i love mine any less. and there are exceptionally great women out there. but cmon now, theres a reason stereo types exist. sexist stereo types are no different
 
Markos4 said:
Hes the one who told me to gtfo. Just because he didn't understand my question.
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He didn't understand your question because of your poor excuse for English... I made the same mistake when I read your comment... For someone that said they aren't looking for trouble in this forum, you're very fu¢kin combative... I guarantee you won't win over here in AM, just like wherever else you came from...
 
Fu*king like a pornst*r

Or

Hitting new PRs?!

I'm pretty fu*king amazing at both! :D
 
liftandeat said:
If you had to choose one which would it be?
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They're not mutually exclusive. The real question is, why do you feel you can only have one and not both?
 
liftandeat said:
I can but I was just wondering what AM as a community though was more important.
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I have read exactly two post for these thread.. this one and the one before to say do you no have some more worthwhile things to wonder on. The world my friend is full of wonderment and not worth wasting the given human inclination "to know" on this
 
Culpable Ignorance is the lack of knowledge or understanding that results from the omission of ordinary care to acquire such knowledge or understanding.
 
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“But was you not afraid, good sir, when you see him come with his club?"
"It is my duty," said he, "to distrust mine own ability, that I may have reliance on him that is stronger than all".”
 
Rodja said:
She didn't allow them.
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thus are we all herein more then thank for thine hast known or hope thy shalt woman to shown is lest then naught to be for all alas unto the end ensue previse foreknown
 
Rodja said:
Someone **** in your Cheerios, kid? Easy to talk **** to a woman of the internet, isn't it? Speaks very highly of your character.
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Not really considering its the internet. I could be a horse for all you know ;)

Oh and rodja....u mad ? Lulz.
 
EatMoar said:
Oh rodja attacking a hamster, says a lot about your character ;) No ones fighting JD, rodja is just a little rustled.
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Tries to be snarky with his rebuttal and fails miserably. I guess he is also isn't smart enough to see the the paradox of the genesis of this exchange.
 
Rodja said:
Tries to be snarky with his rebuttal and fails miserably. I guess he is also isn't smart enough to see the the paradox of the genesis of this exchange.
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Oh noes big words, Rodja you isss supaaa smart. No body smarter dennnn uuuu!
 
I've got a problem dudes. The chick I've been dating is cool but I'm just not sexually attracted to her. Even when I'm drunk, I'd rather cook some food rather than lay pipe to her. What do I do ? How do I let her down easily ?
 
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