My gym is a key club. I'm there alone tonight. Woman walks in with her dog in her backpack asking for the owner. I give her his number, they talk for 20 minutes and then she sits there wondering around by me. She starts talking and says she's from Vegas, worked for big pharma to make some anti-aging genetic treatment crap in China. Says her company makes billions. Babbles on and on about it. She asked what I do. I said Coast guard. She then gives me a hug, says thank you. Then says she specializes in massage therapy for veterans and would love to give me a massage. She tells me to touch her face. I say no. She says she doesn't mind chalk. So I touch her ****ing face, leaving a huge chalk print. Then she says "see, so you like my skin? it doesn't feel like I'm almost 50, does it?"
I get on Facebook, texting the gym owner over it, how this woman is nuts, he's laughing, asking for pictures. She takes my number, email, and phone so she can open up her companies website (which doesn't open anyways) on my phone and shows me some 20 minute YouTube video that the discovery channel made about her company
Oh, and her dog was running around the gym the whole time
Weird night
Very much leaner, but I'm still heavier than I sort of wanted to be.
