Beefyfan had had a terrible day. Upon leaving for work things looked great. Rain had just stopped falling and the morning sunrise reflected through each and every droplet that hung from the petals of the flowers that lined his pathway as if saluting him as he strutted past. He turned to make his usual walk to work when he accidentally bumped into a man. A perfectly symmetrical man, you could almost say pretty. The man spoke.
"Watch where your going fucktard!!"
The day was stained.