rant... butt touch= jail time.

kwyckemynd00 said:
EDIT: LOL! I just thought about it, and I wish I could be there when he's trying to explain to his buddy's why he got his ass kicked by some roided out bodybuilder! LOL.

Friend: "What happened, dog?"
Pussy: "I got my ass beat because I grabbed some guys wife's ass!"

Ha, ha, ha!

lol I was thinking about that too. And thanks for all the support bros!
 
That's good you got a lawyer, definitely something everyone should do in a case like this where the DA will likely pursue felony charges. Damn, the public likes to insult lawyers, but to me they are a damn life saver.
 
Maybe its just cause I've trained in martial arts for a long time but to me humiliation works much better. I've been in the same type situation before and I've usually just put the idiot in a an extremely painful arm bar or wrist bar and made him apologize and cry for awhile. The point is noones life was in danger so the need to cause bodily harm was not there, the key is to inflict pain without harm. Then after that call the police and press charges and sue the bastards. You hit the parents or the kid in the pocket book and that will be remembered long after a broken leg. JMO
 
ironviking said:
Maybe its just cause I've trained in martial arts for a long time but to me humiliation works much better. I've been in the same type situation before and I've usually just put the idiot in a an extremely painful arm bar or wrist bar and made him apologize and cry for awhile. The point is noones life was in danger so the need to cause bodily harm was not there, the key is to inflict pain without harm. Then after that call the police and press charges and sue the bastards. You hit the parents or the kid in the pocket book and that will be remembered long after a broken leg. JMO
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is where its at. I've been training bjj and muay thai kickboxing since Feb. Best/most fun martial arts out there.
 
ironviking said:
Maybe its just cause I've trained in martial arts for a long time but to me humiliation works much better. I've been in the same type situation before and I've usually just put the idiot in a an extremely painful arm bar or wrist bar and made him apologize and cry for awhile. The point is noones life was in danger so the need to cause bodily harm was not there, the key is to inflict pain without harm. Then after that call the police and press charges and sue the bastards. You hit the parents or the kid in the pocket book and that will be remembered long after a broken leg. JMO
Hahaha, I did an arm bar on a guy a week ago after he was talking **** to my girl when ever I waled awa, but when I came back he was nice. I had him saying "you win you win! Stop stop you win!" hahaha
 
darius said:
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is where its at. I've been training bjj and muay thai kickboxing since Feb. Best/most fun martial arts out there.
And the most pratical. Nice combo that is what I'm going for.
 
ironviking said:
Maybe its just cause I've trained in martial arts for a long time but to me humiliation works much better. I've been in the same type situation before and I've usually just put the idiot in a an extremely painful arm bar or wrist bar and made him apologize and cry for awhile. The point is noones life was in danger so the need to cause bodily harm was not there, the key is to inflict pain without harm. Then after that call the police and press charges and sue the bastards. You hit the parents or the kid in the pocket book and that will be remembered long after a broken leg. JMO

I would have to agree this seems like a much better option, but hindsight is 20/20 I suppose ;)
 
Yeah, put them in an arm bar and try to humiliate them.. if that doesn't work and he's still laughing (well he wouldn't be laughing if you got the arm bar on right) but if his friends and all are all laughing or if this guy has a super high tolerance to pain or extremely flexible, flip him over, get back control, get your hooks in, and use the rear naked choke to knock him out. Watch out tho, it was on the news locally here a few months back. A cop rear naked choked another officer during a demo and accidently killed him.. don't ask me how, seems like you would have to *try* to kill them using that choke, but I guess not lol.
 
darius said:
Yeah, put them in an arm bar and try to humiliate them.. if that doesn't work and he's still laughing (well he wouldn't be laughing if you got the arm bar on right) but if his friends and all are all laughing or if this guy has a super high tolerance to pain or extremely flexible, flip him over, get back control, get your hooks in, and use the rear naked choke to knock him out. Watch out tho, it was on the news locally here a few months back. A cop rear naked choked another officer during a demo and accidently killed him.. don't ask me how, seems like you would have to *try* to kill them using that choke, but I guess not lol.


Theres a difference between slapping someone for being an ass and putting on a crippling armbar to 'hummiliate' him. You might never know what would happen. He might think you're going to break his arm and he might do the bite escape or pinch your testicles in a frenzy.

Blacking out from chokes are definitely not safe, its not as if the victim is merely taking a nap, its closer to a coma and there are many documented cases of suspects dying after blacking out from judo chokes from cops.
 
MarcusG said:
Theres a difference between slapping someone for being an ass and putting on a crippling armbar to 'hummiliate' him. You might never know what would happen. He might think you're going to break his arm and he might do the bite escape or pinch your testicles in a frenzy.

Blacking out from chokes are definitely not safe, its not as if the victim is merely taking a nap, its closer to a coma and there are many documented cases of suspects dying after blacking out from judo chokes from cops.


If an armbar is applied correctly you have total control of the person and there is no way he can bite you or pinch your testicles, also there is no such thing as a bite escape.

I do agree that choking is a little far.
 
Haha yeah I know.. I was trying to make it a bit humorous lol. I'm not going to ground fight some punk in a mall and grapple with him, I'd slap him around (standing up of course), even if it came to that which it probably wouldn't. If it got into a full blown fight, who knows what would happen, but I'd most likely take him to the ground cause most likely he doesn't know anything about certain submissions/other ground moves.
 
ironviking said:
If an armbar is applied correctly you have total control of the person and there is no way he can bite you or pinch your testicles, also there is no such thing as a bite escape.

I do agree that choking is a little far.


The arm bar has the leg over the head of the uke, why do you thing that its impossible?
 
MarcusG said:
The arm bar has the leg over the head of the uke, why do you thing that its impossible?

I had the arm bar from the side. I was in full guard on top and he put his hands up because I was hitting him, when he did that I went right to a side arm bar, it would have been very unlikley that he could pull any biting or other stuff on me, and if he had I would have broken his arm. Haha, funny thing is after I let him up he said that I didnt win and he wanted to fight me when he was sober, hahaha, I repeated his plea for help and he shut up. He called me the next day and said sorry to my girl and I. I hate it when people get their ass beat and say " Ill fight you when Im sober" or "Ill fight you when Im not tired" or "I'll fight you after I drink milk" or some ****. Just let it go and keep your honor and dont get your ass beat again.... hehe unless your sure youll win next time, how bad would it cusk to get beat up, say sorry, then want to fight again and loose.
 
Grant said:
I had the arm bar from the side. I was in full guard on top and he put his hands up because I was hitting him, when he did that I went right to a side arm bar, it would have been very unlikley that he could pull any biting or other stuff on me, and if he had I would have broken his arm.
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Ok that might work. But normal falling armbars have a leg over the head to stop the uke from sitting up to escape the technique hence the bite escape in the street fight.

Anyway its a good thing he didn't come back with a shotgun. Fights are never a good thing.
 
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