Random Google Oddities

[Irish Cannon]

So I decided to type in random things in the Google search box and see what some suggested searches are. Here's mine, let's see what stuff you guys can find...

 

[Delta Force]

here's one for ya! put this in your pipe and smoke it!

 

[Iron Warrior]

If you enter the word HOW then you get this

how to tie a tie ----> This is a good indicator of sophistication LOL
how i met your mother ---> This one can be weird
how to kiss
how to get pregnant ------> WTF ? LOL
how stuff works
how to lose weight
how to make a website
how to write a resume

 

[Iron Warrior]

Enter WHY and you get the following
why is the sky blue ----> Who cares ?
why do men have nipples ----->
why did the chicken cross the road ----> To get laid
why do cats purr ----> Only gay dudes and weird chicks know this
why men cheat -----> To try all 31 flavors as suggested by Baskin Robbins
why did chris brown beat up rihanna ----> She said "no means no"
why do dogs eat poop ----> Most dogs are stupid but cool
why did i get married -----> LOL ! ? ! ? Because you never thought she would change

 

[OneBetter]

if you type how is, its pretty damn funny.

suffice it to say it involves patrick swayze and sexual innuendos

 

[Irish Cannon]

"Hand"