Pranks on my co-worker

jjb81speed

jjb81speed

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My coworker is one of those guys that has like 4 key rings on his keys with a bunch of keys on each claiming he NEEDS all of them. So since november I have been adding a key or 2 a week! (I have a huge bucket of old keys so they match perfectly!) In november he had 22 keys.......as of today he currently has 34 keys!!!!!!!!!!

He has still not caught on!! 12 extra keys!!!

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here is a pic of what I did to him in september..zip-tied the heck outta them....he got all upset....
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Then the next week i painted each key a different color. yellow,green,blue,white,black....he flipped his lid!!! i easily cleaned them with laquer thinner and after he threw in the white flag. i didnt get pics of this one but it was hilarious!
 
He probably did notice but was glad you hadn't dipped them in your butt or covered them with petrol and added a lighter keyring.
 
Nice move! I love good office humor. Especially when it keeps going back and forth.
 
Keep the thread running with any new pranks! see if you can find identical keys for all of the ones he has and replace all of them at once, then awesomeness will ensue
 
CNizz said:
Keep the thread running with any new pranks! see if you can find identical keys for all of the ones he has and replace all of them at once, then awesomeness will ensue
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While it's not new, one guy at my old office used to show off how fast he could solve a Rubic's Cube. I peeled all the stickers off and told him I'd buy him a new one when he solved the old one. I ended up getting him a new one a couple weeks afterward and then our boss had the vending machine guy put it in one of the machines instead of a sandwich. Someone bought it and we never saw it again.

At an even older job we had a bathroom with one stall, so I mocked up some lower legs with shoes, socks and pants and put them in the stall and managed to get the door locked. Everyone though someone was in the ****ter for a couple days, all day. Was fun to hear the gossip build.
 
One time whilst i worked at the airport a coworker fell asleep on a baggage belt between flights. This was not uncommon as there are days where 3 hour scedule breaks occur and some guys stay as the airport is a bit of a drive away from town. So we used a permanet felt to give him a unibrow and a hitler moustach. We woke him in a rush and he screamed out onto the tarmack to load bags. When we had to carry an old lady on to the plane it seemed he was the obvious choice. The lady was half confused and half scared, he didnt realise until 3 hours later proclaiming "i thought somthing was up".
 
LOL!! keep them coming!

this coworker that i mess with is always mocking me for lifting weights. i love it when he keeps mocking because it gives me motivation to mess with him.

last summer i went inot our stock room and found about 2 5 gallon bucket of old rubberbands. unlocked his truck and scattered them everywhere! he was all upset....but the best part was after he cleaned it up in the morning he thought he had found them all!!

in the next couple of days he found them stuffed in his cigarette box, golf bag, and my favorite was the day he finally needed to use his sunvisor!!!! i was actually with him a couple of days later and we were driving directly inot the sun, he put it down and got showered with old rubberbands! i was crying i was laughing so hard!! since we were on the freeway he hit me later!!
 
CDB said:
While it's not new, one guy at my old office used to show off how fast he could solve a Rubic's Cube. I peeled all the stickers off and told him I'd buy him a new one when he solved the old one. I ended up getting him a new one a couple weeks afterward and then our boss had the vending machine guy put it in one of the machines instead of a sandwich. Someone bought it and we never saw it again.

At an even older job we had a bathroom with one stall, so I mocked up some lower legs with shoes, socks and pants and put them in the stall and managed to get the door locked. Everyone though someone was in the ****ter for a couple days, all day. Was fun to hear the gossip build.
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Haha man you guys are giving me too many ideas, we need more picture evidence!!
 
anyone work in an office or around computers? try this one, take a small flat head screwdriver and pop off the M and N keys on the keyboard....and switch them on someone....most people don't notice which side the M and N keys are on, they just know that there next to each other on the board........drove one guy nuts at my work,,,he got so frustrated i thought he was going to cry when he got on the phone with the I.T. dept. to find out what was wrong i almost had a grabber.......try it out
 
lennoxchi said:
anyone work in an office or around computers? try this one, take a small flat head screwdriver and pop off the M and N keys on the keyboard....and switch them on someone....most people don't notice which side the M and N keys are on, they just know that there next to each other on the board........drove one guy nuts at my work,,,he got so frustrated i thought he was going to cry when he got on the phone with the I.T. dept. to find out what was wrong i almost had a grabber.......try it out
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I'm gonna try this one tonight. Brilliance I say, brilliance!
 
lennoxchi said:
anyone work in an office or around computers? try this one, take a small flat head screwdriver and pop off the M and N keys on the keyboard....and switch them on someone....most people don't notice which side the M and N keys are on, they just know that there next to each other on the board........drove one guy nuts at my work,,,he got so frustrated i thought he was going to cry when he got on the phone with the I.T. dept. to find out what was wrong i almost had a grabber.......try it out
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LMMFAO!!!!! just did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is gonna be so confused!!!!!
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Bump feedback needed on the keyboard trick. Damn we should have a section dedicated to office trickery!
 
lennoxchi said:
anyone work in an office or around computers? try this one, take a small flat head screwdriver and pop off the M and N keys on the keyboard....and switch them on someone....most people don't notice which side the M and N keys are on, they just know that there next to each other on the board........drove one guy nuts at my work,,,he got so frustrated i thought he was going to cry when he got on the phone with the I.T. dept. to find out what was wrong i almost had a grabber.......try it out
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LOL, I just did that to one of the guys that works for me....I can't wait until he comes back :head:

jecko
 
The best prank I ever pulled off at work involved a co-workers locker, more specifically the door. We got into an escalating locker war which I eventually gained the winning blow.

I started the shenanigans by coating the underside of my coworkers locker door handles with mayonnaise on one and strawberry jam on the other. As 12 hours had passed by the time he opened the door, the mayonnaise was nicely curdled, and the jam had taken on a nice tacky consistency.

My co-worker struck back by inserting an entire box of cracker crumbs into my locker through the upper vents, and spraying an entire can of insecticide into my locker. Needless to say, I was cleaning cracker crumbs out of my work clothes for weeks after that, and stinking of insecticide for many days after, even after laundering the clothing.

I delivered the killing blow the following evening. To create a diversion from the actual prank, I ran a bead of white silicone sealant all around the outer edges of his locker door. The best part of the prank was my next step, in which I crazy glued the hinges on the locker shut. As the glue is invisible once dried, he had no idea that the glue was in place. After I caught him with the mayonnaise and jam in the handles, he pried the locker handles off the door (they are non-latching locker doors) in order to avoid being caught with that prank ever again. What he didn't know was that would make my ultimate prank even better.

As expected, he was quite surprised at the silicone sealant, but at first had no idea of the crazy glue on the hinges. He cut the silicone away, and attempted to open the door (keep in mind there was no handle on the door as he had previously removed it). When the door refused to budge, I cracked up laughing. He had to use a prybar to open up the door, and even years later that locker door still didn't quite open correctly.
 
I hung a dead squirrel on someone's locker once, but it was just to draw attention to the fact that his clothes smelled so horrible that my nostrils were singing ten rows back. My locker was next to this kid's, and I couldn't stop gagging one day the odor was so bad. It smelled so bad I got my stuff and went to a tolerable distance away and then changed, and that distance was literally on the other side of the room and you could still smell it. Got the squirrel outside the gym, hung it on his locker with a note that read, "This dead rat smells better than your clothes/Clean your ****ing laundry now you stupid inconsiderate smelly ****ing *******." He either cleaned his crap or moved his locker. Had I ever met this kid I would have felt compelled to butcher him alive and incinerate the remains his clothes smelled so bad.
 
We just scared the hell out of the UPS driver yesterday, the boys in the back built a 7' tall wall around one of the shippers, and when the UPS guy pulled up, they waited until he had moved half the boxes and jumped out, guy almost had a heart attack, said he will definitely check behind every box before moving any of our crap for now on!
 
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