nudist at my gym?!?!

hamper19

hamper19

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself
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Ok so for the past few weeks I keep seeing this one old dude in the locker room.. and the guy apparently showers after a work out at the gymm fine and is naked obviously while hes getting changed.

I think this dude is ALWAYS naked though. I mean its one thing to be naked in the locker room, but tonight, this dude walks all the way across the locker room into the toilet area i guess u say, and is like blowing his nose..taking a leak or something.... wtf put some clothes on at least .. I was washing the gel out of my hair so i could put my hat on..then i look in the mirror and theres this naked old man standing next to me blowing his nose...kinda scary.

anyway..just felt like sharing.. off to grill some steaks now

h19
 
hahahah sounds like the naked old guy at my gym.... he does it all butt naked, including shaving his head bald with a razor and cream in the communal sinks.
 
i see the same **** at my gym bro. i feel your pain. naked fat guys running amuck throughout the locker room. shaving, brushing teeth, combing hair, taking a piss, etc. they have no shame. :rant:
 
yeah i mean it doesn't bother me for people to be naked..like im questioning my manhood, but some respect for others would be appropriate..lol
 
dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.
 
spitboy said:
dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.
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spitboy said:
dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.
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LMAO! Damn I forgot that was Hamper.
 
NPursuit said:
It's always the old dudes. I question their motives.
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I think they're trying to show us what 70yrs of boxer wearing will do to your balls :D

Maybe there is a big conspiracy and they're subtly trying to imply we need to go back to wearing undies :D hahaaha
 
spitboy said:
dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.
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haha...yeah i was thinking of that picture as i hit send reply...thats funny.. :rofl:

I wonder also, i mean i dont see my grandfather walking around his house naked at all so..
 
spitboy said:
dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.
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:rofl:

I'll never forget that shirt. (*disturbed*)
 
kwyckemynd00 said:
I think they're trying to show us what 70yrs of boxer wearing will do to your balls :D

Maybe there is a big conspiracy and they're subtly trying to imply we need to go back to wearing undies :D hahaaha
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I actually wore some tighty whiteys not too long ago..I bought a pack of what i thought was boxer briefs, and opened them...friggin tighty whites...needless to say, i wore each of the 3 pairs once...not sure how they were EVER comfortable.
 
I have the same problem. I'm not going into the locker room at my gym. Just terrible the number of old nude guys.
 
Guys it's a right every 60 plus year old man has. He can walk around naked whenever the hell he choses to. And yes there is at least one "naked old dude" in every single gym in America.
 
I think there is at least one in every gym. They also seem to like to sit naked on the bench in the changing room without a towel Invalid Link Removed. That is why I won't even go near the benches in the locker room.
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You have that right, there are a few of them in my gym. Ive seen them where they just walk around naked and then go to the sink and start shaving thier faces, one guy was shaving his balls in the sink. he kept dipping the razor in the foam water and shaving his sac and cleaning it off in the sink. There's also the younger guys in the mid to late 20's that walk around naked with thier built shoulders, nice chiseled chest, arms that denote strength, abs that go on for days and the thick long johnso.........Errrr...... I mean.... ummm...its horrible, simply dispecable what these guys are doing, they have no shame:run:
 
there was this old guy at the gym I USED to go to...it was a Bally's, and the locker room was big.
this dude walked around NAKED. from one side of the locker room to the other. first he was thirsty, so he walked to the other end of the locker room to the water fountain. then back to his locker, then BACK ACROSS THE LOCKER ROOM TO WEIGH HIMSELF BUCK ASS NAKED....way too much old man balls for me.
 
Methyl1 said:
You have that right, there are a few of them in my gym. Ive seen them where they just walk around naked and then go to the sink and start shaving thier faces, one guy was shaving his balls in the sink. he kept dipping the razor in the foam water and shaving his sac and cleaning it off in the sink. There's also the younger guys in the mid to late 20's that walk around naked with thier built shoulders, nice chiseled chest, arms that denote strength, abs that go on for days and the thick long johnso.........Errrr...... I mean.... ummm...its horrible, simply dispecable what these guys are doing, they have no shame:run:
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starting to question your sexual preference. :think:
 
thank god that never happens at my gym, however there arent any walls around the shitter, and there are some guys there that have no shame about taking a dump in the open...what is worse is when you walk in and catch them mid wipe... ewww... gives me the creeps just thinking about it...gross
 
I think some of you guys spend waaaaaay too much time in the locker room. I'm in there long enough to take a piss and wash my hands, that's it.
 
Is there any possibility I read this wrong? Ok, that's where the line is drawn. Dude starts shaving his wrinkled sac in the PUBLIC locker room and it's on.

Methyl1 said:
one guy was shaving his balls in the sink. he kept dipping the razor in the foam water and shaving his sac and cleaning it off in the sink. :run:
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LOL the nake old guy has many brothers, they are members to every gym in the country. Unfortunately my gym has several. This needs to be stopped because anytime these guys shift bad things happen to their bodies. BRB gotta go vomit. :blink:
 
not_big_enuf said:
Is there any possibility I read this wrong? Ok, that's where the line is drawn. Dude starts shaving his wrinkled sac in the PUBLIC locker room and it's on.
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I would have to seriously injure him, if I saw that.
 
Yeah I was kinda thinking the same thing... No man shaves a sac in a public sink for God's sake... That's just grounds for injury...
 
And yes there is at least one "naked old dude" in every single gym in America.
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So true, at the gym I worked out at in college there was a naked old(and i am convinced, crazy) guy that actually did a bunch of stretching moves in the nude. It was the worst thing ever to walk into the locker to grab your stuff and have to tip toe around that guy.
 
IF this guy starts shaving his sac..then i will be sure to startle him some how...with a loud yell or something

A good nick on the nuts will probably teach him a lesson.
 
I think I would be too freaked out to say anything to the guy shaving his balls in the sink. I'd tell management about it or something. BTW, nice avatar NPursuit. :D
 
Thanks Nate!

BTW I have no idea how people manage to shave their nuts with a razor. That's a little too freaky for me.
 
Methyl1 said:
You have that right, there are a few of them in my gym. Ive seen them where they just walk around naked and then go to the sink and start shaving thier faces, one guy was shaving his balls in the sink. he kept dipping the razor in the foam water and shaving his sac and cleaning it off in the sink. There's also the younger guys in the mid to late 20's that walk around naked with thier built shoulders, nice chiseled chest, arms that denote strength, abs that go on for days and the thick long johnso.........Errrr...... I mean.... ummm...its horrible, simply dispecable what these guys are doing, they have no shame:run:
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Dude, now we know where you got the idea for all those crotch-shot avatars! :rofl:

BP
 
yeah porn star balls are just a bit too much
buzzer works well..lol..not in the locker room though.
 
BigP0ppa3 said:
Dude, now we know where you got the idea for all those crotch-shot avatars! :rofl:

BP
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Bwhahahaahahah.


I personally love shaving the sac with a Mach 3, i pull back the old noodle and proceed to give the jewels a much needed haircut "aka" Yule Brenner style:icon_lol: And once im done i pull back and show the guys in the gym and ask them "Now arent these the smoothest set of balls you have ever seen, smoother than a baby's arse"
 
they don't have gyms like that where i live..that i know of anyway. I do enjoy the hot chicks at my gym though, since i work out alone it gets broing without something to look at.
 
I really like my gym. Nothing fancy about it, just what I need.

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Methyl1 said:
Bwhahahaahahah.


I personally love shaving the sac with a Mach 3, i pull back the old noodle and proceed to give the jewels a much needed haircut "aka" Yule Brenner style:icon_lol: And once im done i pull back and show the guys in the gym and ask them "Now arent these the smoothest set of balls you have ever seen, smoother than a baby's arse"
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Dude you crack me up...:rofl:

You have SERIOUS ISSUES - but you crack me up
 
Methyl, Didn't you admit your last avatar was for the guys to look at. The dude with the S&M gear? These guys are questioning your sexual preference. Tell em. Anyway, My Wife tells me there is an old women who does her stretches in the locker room naked. Yea, We've got the same old guys at our gym. I had a guy look over the splash guard at the urinals one time. Methyl, do you live in West Palm Beach? :hammer:
 
hamper19 said:
:blink:

Ok so for the past few weeks I keep seeing this one old dude in the locker room.. and the guy apparently showers after a work out at the gymm fine and is naked obviously while hes getting changed.

I think this dude is ALWAYS naked though. I mean its one thing to be naked in the locker room, but tonight, this dude walks all the way across the locker room into the toilet area i guess u say, and is like blowing his nose..taking a leak or something.... wtf put some clothes on at least .. I was washing the gel out of my hair so i could put my hat on..then i look in the mirror and theres this naked old man standing next to me blowing his nose...kinda scary.

anyway..just felt like sharing.. off to grill some steaks now

h19
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That **** gets annoying, if anyone goes to a YMCA at 8 or 9 in the morning, you will see it first hand. These dudes flaunt it pretty bad. I mean they get out of the sauna and or shower and just go fucking sit down on the sofa naked and watch the tv. I no longer participate at the local YMCA.
 
Mach .78 said:
Methyl, Didn't you admit your last avatar was for the guys to look at. The dude with the S&M gear? These guys are questioning your sexual preference. Tell em. Anyway, My Wife tells me there is an old women who does her stretches in the locker room naked. Yea, We've got the same old guys at our gym. I had a guy look over the splash guard at the urinals one time. Methyl, do you live in West Palm Beach? :hammer:
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Yes sir, Im in Dallas and the pics I had were for all the bro's to enjoy. But alas i was told to desist in using my once coveted crotch shots by the powers to be :rasp:
 
at the gym i used to go to this really wierd looking nerdy guy would get buck naked and walk around the locker room looking at everyone that were getting changed. he didnt work out he just walked around for an hour or so naked. took a shower or two, brushed his nasty yellow teeth and then just call it a day. i think they kicked him out a few months ago.
 
CrAzyOttER said:
at the gym i used to go to this really wierd looking nerdy guy would get buck naked and walk around the locker room looking at everyone that were getting changed. he didnt work out he just walked around for an hour or so naked. took a shower or two, brushed his nasty yellow teeth and then just call it a day. i think they kicked him out a few months ago.
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I think he was looking to get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey, he saw that no one would bite and kept making the rounds hoping someone would pack in the ole fudge.
 
Yes sir, Im in Dallas and the pics I had were for all the bro's to enjoy. But alas i was told to desist in using my once coveted crotch shots by the powers to be
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Now why would they tell you to stop doing that? :think:

I think he was looking to get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey, he saw that no one would bite and kept making the rounds hoping someone would pack in the ole fudge.
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I think, nope I'm positive that was puke I just tasted.
 
ROFLMMFAO!!! :lol: :rofl: :trout:

I read this whole thread, and it cheered me up.. I've learned 3 things:

1. Them old guys have a secret society in fitness centers everywhere

2. I plan to kick the next guy tryin' to cueball his jewels in the sink

3. When I become a member of the old man conspiracy, I'll be the best looking member ever, and I'll even laugh at you youngin's on forums who whine about it..

:D
 
Good thread :)


At the gym I worked out at when I went to college I'd see the same crap also. Don't mind nakedness but there's a line and it seems that in locker rooms that line keeps getting stepped over.

I'd go in after a work out take a quick shower and start to get dressed. Will see a couple guys, down the locker bank, stark ass naked talking to each other about what kind of weed feed they use and lawn care!!!! I don't mean a quick conversation but a long ass discussion on it. No, attempt at trying to get dressed just talking as if it normal for two guys to be chatting about lawn care buck-ass naked! Invalid Link Removed

Most of the time these guys don't even look like they work out or watch what they eat. It's as if standing there naked showing everybody their business makes up for the fact that their body is going to the shitter!Invalid Link Removed

RMT
 
I remembered something about mandatory male nudity being quite widespread in US until the 70s for swim classes in schools/colleges/Ys when co-ed classes became the norm. Maybe it has something to do with the 'old' man in the gym.
 
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