NOAH

thebigt

thebigt

Legend
one day noah turned on the television and weather forecasters said 'noah, it's gonna rain hard for a very long time, better build a boat'....didn't have cable in those days, noah was limited to the weather channel so he couldn't get a 2nd opinion. next day noah got busy building that boat.
 
noah found that building a boat is hard work, one day while taking a nap noah had a dream.....a talking fish appeared to noah in his dream 'noah take some animals with you, a male and female of every kind would be nice'.....so instead of a boat, noah decided he had better build an ark.
 
AE14 said:
Lol

Don't forget how many if the ancient civilizations have the flood story that predates Noah.
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yes but how many of those stories have the title 'NOAH'?
 
it would be odd to make a movie about the history of the automobile with no mention of henry ford.....or about the history of aviation without any mention of the wright bros.
 
thebigt said:
one day noah turned on the television and weather forecasters said 'noah, it's gonna rain hard for a very long time, better build a boat'....didn't have cable in those days, noah was limited to the weather channel so he couldn't get a 2nd opinion. next day noah got busy building that boat.
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inb4 that's not what the Bible says
 
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