No judge zone

[Jackedjack]

Lately I have been getting random wood, and this morning I put eviscerate on my abs. I was out in public and had one, so I tucked it in my waist line like any normal man would do. Completely forgot I had eviscerate on lower abs and it got on my dong. It stings so bad, what should I do to ease the pain dead srs? In for *******s calling me a troll, but I'm not.

 

[Royd The Noyd]

I'm judging you. Try rubbing feverishly with aloe.

 

[kisaj]

This happens to me all the time. In for answers!!

 

[Jackedjack]

I'm judging you. Try rubbing feverishly with aloe.

Stinging is subsiding, I just went in the swimming pool. This could happen to the best of us.

 

[Jackedjack]

This happens to me all the time. In for answers!!

Are you serious, b/c this is painful

 

[kisaj]

Of course I'm not.

 

[Jackedjack]

Of course I'm not.

I wonder how many people this has happened to, it seems swimming did the trick.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

perhaps you could forgo the troubles of going swimming and just put yer cawk in a bowl of ice water.
next time..

 

[Jackedjack]

perhaps you could forgo the troubles of going swimming and just put yer cawk in a bowl of ice water. next time..

Hoping I'm not dumb enough for a next time

 

[Wolfy3d2000]

Never underestimate the level of dumb one can achieve.

 

[Jackedjack]

Never underestimate the level of dumb one can achieve.

Is there a story behind this Wolfy ?

 

[Wolfy3d2000]

Is there a story behind this Wolfy ?

Yours comes to mind haha

 

[Jackedjack]

Yours comes to mind haha

Lol you got me

 

[Wolfy3d2000]

Lol you got me

For real. This was so funny. My wife couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Jackedjack]

For real. This was so funny. My wife couldn't stop laughing.

Nothing about this was funny, painful, but not funny. It happens to be best of us.... Maybe

 

[snagencyV2.0]

if I get a woody in public, I'm walking around pointing at that thing, proud as hell of it..
certainly not trying to tuck and hide it :no:

 

[kenpoengineer]

if I get a woody in public, I'm walking around pointing at that thing, proud as hell of it.. certainly not trying to tuck and hide it :no:

As a fellow older lifter this made laugh almost hysterically! At my age I'm very proud of mine!!!

 

[Jackedjack]

if I get a woody in public, I'm walking around pointing at that thing, proud as hell of it.. certainly not trying to tuck and hide it :no:

When your nephews and nieces are with you that would turn bad real fast!

 

[NewAgeMayan]

What an unfortunate predickament.

 

[Jackedjack]

What an unfortunate predickament.

Cum on, puns are not funny

 

[BRUstrong]

Well I figured this would be a great thread to pop my posting cherry on, so I'll give my two cents! First, that blows haha! Second, I recently put some topical capsaicin rub on my aching knees before lifting...big mistake. I lifted around 6 p.m. and at 1 a.m. I couldn't sleep because the burning was so bad! What worked for me was milk. I just doused a paper towel with it and wiped down my knees. Hopefully that helps in case you ever forget again!

 

[Jackedjack]

Well I figured this would be a great thread to pop my posting cherry on, so I'll give my two cents! First, that blows haha! Second, I recently put some topical capsaicin rub on my aching knees before lifting...big mistake. I lifted around 6 p.m. and at 1 a.m. I couldn't sleep because the burning was so bad! What worked for me was milk. I just doused a paper towel with it and wiped down my knees. Hopefully that helps in case you ever forget again!

That Burns

 

[Bryancap77]

if I get a woody in public, I'm walking around pointing at that thing, proud as hell of it.. certainly not trying to tuck and hide it :no:

It's an illusion of the pants...