OK, I have another grievance I forgot to air. Sorry it's being submitted late. Why is it that every guy who powerlifts and writes articles has to be the same fücking guy: MR. TUFF NUTS. We get it, you woke up, ate bacon, pinned test, foam rolled, put on some canvas underbritches, squatted until you bled, pushed a prowler, ate chinese, had a chew, drank a beer. We understand that part, but do you have to rant and rave about how no one in the fückin world is as manly as you are AGAIN? I propose that if your name isn't James Wendler or David Tate, you aren't allowed to write in that manner any longer. Find your own voice, have an original and creative thought come out of that shiny dome, rather than just using it as a big, red, sweaty beanie stretcher.