napalm
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Do not question what you do not know. White Castle is the tits.
Word...
Do not question what you do not know. White Castle is the tits.
Ugh, wife is attempting to bring the entire contents of her closets for a one week trip.
This is what I'm dealing with:
Wife: hon, I'm going to macys so I can have someone put my makeup on.
Napalm: why, you're gonna be on a plane for the next 12 hours...
Wife: :bertstare:
Then napalm said : do your thing honey and here's 50 dollars."
Wrong...
Come on man, I know how it is. I've seen it happen to rob many a times. The woman always gets her way....
Take pics of the red light district for me. Have a good flight
Oh man, I'd never seen the bertstare before! That's frickin gold!
Alex leaves tonight at 5. Good luck putting up with his cranky ass right now.
Don't let em push you around. Say back off Antonio! My dick!
Don't let em push you around. Say back off Antonio! My dick!
rob112 said:That's a strange land there napalm
Just don't get Hostel'd
For real napalm. I heard the price on strong, old, bald, American men has gone up. Be careful and enjoy yourself.
Must've been some good ham.
Lol, yeah it was good but not $64 dollars good. The scam is that they don't even ask you how much you want. They did the same thing to the guy in front of me. It was one of those things like as I was handing him the $, I said wtf did I just do? <----didn't divide 1160 by 18 fast enough. And now I'm watching the Simpsons dubbed in Czech...
A lot of people speak English there?
I would think so. Many schools in Europe teach English from an early age, it's a mandatory thing. Like we have the options of French Spanish, etc. it's English in many schools
Yeah except I failed Spanish so I'm assuming it could be the same there lol
A lot of people speak English there?
I would think so. Many schools in Europe teach English from an early age, it's a mandatory thing. Like we have the options of French Spanish, etc. it's English in many schools
Smoker, have you ever left the good ole USA?
Smoker, have you ever left the good ole USA?
No, far less than SE Asia where most know SOME English. We went to this little Vietnamese clothes shop and I was able to at least get the chick to understand me.
The wife asked one if the cleaning ladies for some soap and it was like we were from the moon...
Yessir
. How does a full blood Native American have a cousin from Eastern Europe?Very suprising. My cousin who has never left Eastern Europe speaks prime English
. How does a full blood Native American have a cousin from Eastern Europe?
. How does a full blood Native American have a cousin from Eastern Europe?
Haha I'm not Native American.
No, far less than SE Asia where most know SOME English. We went to this little Vietnamese clothes shop and I was able to at least get the chick to understand me.
The wife asked one if the cleaning ladies for some soap and it was like we were from the moon...
That's what big shot said last week...and you didn't disagree..
Not I, and Smoker is full blown pole lol
No he didn't. Lol
Why didnt you bring a dictionary, phrasebook, etc. typical American arrogance
I'm too tired to find it
Lol, blow me...
What is it a jimmy buffet?Weight this morning: 88.5 kg = 195. Brb, going to get free breakfast before all the Russians eat it. Weigh in = about an hour and a half.
There must be a soap and deodorant shortage in Azerbaijan because the men (and women) smell like donkeys...