anabolicrhino said:
The day man learned to b*u*l*l*s*h*i*t* and politics was born!!!
Worst day in history
The day I called my girlfriend a c**t
Re: Worst day in history
I bet you cringed the second it left your lips!
I read that and I got a sinking feeling in my stomach....
....same feeling I get when watching "Full Metal Jacket"...the scene that makes you go "Oh ****!" just like when you realized the words that came out of your mouth......it goes like this:
HARTMAN
Private Joker, do
you believe in the Virgin
Mary?
JOKER
Sir, no,
sir!
HARTMAN throws down the garbage can with a loud
bang.
HARTMAN
Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you
correctly!
JOKER
Sir, the private said "No, sir," sir!
HARTMAN
Why, you little maggot! You make me want to
vomit!
HARTMAN slaps
JOKER, hard, across the cheek.
HARTMAN
You goddam
communist heathen, you had best
sound off that you love the Virgin
Mary . . . or
I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you do
love
the Virgin Mary, don't you?!
(When I saw this in the theater when it first came out....everyone just sank into their seat as if they were hiding from Sgt. Hartman themselves and were saying under their breath..."Just say yes sir! Please! Just say yes sir!" Sphincter factor of 10+!)
JOKER
Sir, negative,
sir!!
HARTMAN
Private Joker, are you trying to offend
me?!
JOKER
Sir, negative, sir!!! Sir, the private
believes
that any answer he gives will be wrong! And
the Senior
Drill Instructor will beat him
harder if he reverses himself, sir!
HARTMAN
Who's your squad leader, scumbag?
JOKER
Sir, the private's squad leader is Private
Snowball, sir!!!
HARTMAN
Private Snowball!
SNOWBALL double-times up to HARTMAN.
SNOWBALL
Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered,
sir!
HARTMAN
Private Snowball, you're fired! Private Joker is
promoted to squad leader!
SNOWBALL
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
HARTMAN
Private Pyle!
PYLE
Private Pyle reporting
as ordered, sir!
HARTMAN
Private Pyle, from now on
Private Joker is
your new squad leader, and you will bunk
with
him! He'll teach you everything. He'll
teach you how to pee.
PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Private Joker is silly
and he's ignorant, but
he's got guts, and guts is enough. Now, you
ladies carry on.
JOKER, COWBOY & PYLE
(in
unison)
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
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So....did the girlfriend respect you for having the guts to call her the nasty name? Or did she kick your ass Sgt. Hartman style? :nutkick:
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