Thanks everyone!!! Now I'm going to drink some whiskey!!!!
Baby was born like 5 mins after I wrote that!!!
Baby was born like 5 mins after I wrote that!!!
Damn guys thanks a lot for all the well wishes!!!
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This little sh1t came out hairy af...
Now that I'm here in "The Big City" for the next day, I might actually sneak off and go to a real gym (I usually lift in the barn).. I'm also gonna look for a labcorps or something and get some precycle bloods
Congratulations my friend! Hope everything is going well with Mom and baby. Will there be a contest for the name or just picking a random number post
Thanks bro! We named her Ava
Are you talking about Alpha1agreda's rottie pup?
Fck I can't remember. H3ll it could be something I dreamed about after a night of PBR's and mountain oysters
They're not called mountain oysters when they're still attached and it probably wasn't from a steer, but just a cowboy that smelled like a steer ( mmorso ). I would question if maybe there wasn't a little something extra in your PBRs.
Good point. Probably explains the spur marks.
Sorry Im late..but I see we're talking about barebacking and brokebacks!! Came runnin
Brokeback Swanson.
Sh1t you guys need to come out to Cody Wy and eat some Rocky Mountain Oysters... we got testicle tuesdays at the Irma...
And what the h3ll man?? Shouldn't you be doing Dad stuff or something?
Testicle Festival in Clinton Mt is where it's at... right after Sturgis, all the bikers go to it and it's pure fat chick debauchery!!!!Olean Missouri Testicle Festival. The most redneck place I've ever been. And I've been been to a lot of redneck places
Doing dad stuff!!! Watching the wife breast feed and thinking about impregnating her again. hairygrandpa made me want to shoot for 10 kids and I need to get going on that before I run trest in a monthAnd what the h3ll man?? Shouldn't you be doing Dad stuff or something?
No it's definitely a part time job... dad goes to work and pays the bills then comes home and plays with the kids... all he wants is the big piece of chickenWait...what? Dad isn't a PART time job? D@mn
Testicle Festival in Clinton Mt is where it's at... right after Sturgis, all the bikers go to it and it's pure fat chick debauchery!!!!
Doing dad stuff!!! Watching the wife breast feed and thinking about impregnating her again. hairygrandpa made me want to shoot for 10 kids and I need to get going on that before I run trest in a month
No it's definitely a part time job... dad goes to work and pays the bills then comes home and plays with the kids... all he wants is the big piece of chicken
Haha!! Speaking of which. My wife calls yesterday and says shes making supper fkr the 3 of us and my sons girlfriend. I told them to get started and Id be home soon. I get there as shes putting the food on the plates, and I look at the pots...not much there. Put the rest of it on my plate, sit down and my son says " is there any more?". I just gave him my plate, and the shyt put 1/2 of it on his girlfriends!!!! So dad got NOT A DAMN THING!!!!! 3 hours later I go to take her home and he says" can you stop at taco bell, Im hungry". My God!!!! I finally ate a couple tacos at 9 PM. BULLSHYT
Yeah family cannot get in the way of your nutritional needs!!! My wife's "sensibilities," for instance, did not stop me from eating the after birth and placenta for the amino profile and stem cells...
IIFYM
Yeah family cannot get in the way of your nutritional needs!!! My wife's "sensibilities," for instance, did not stop me from eating the after birth and placenta for the amino profile and stem cells...
Sh1t you guys need to come out to Cody Wy and eat some Rocky Mountain Oysters... we got testicle tuesdays at the Irma...
Bareback Mounting on Brokeback mountain?
Haha!! Speaking of which. My wife calls yesterday and says shes making supper fkr the 3 of us and my sons girlfriend. I told them to get started and Id be home soon. I get there as shes putting the food on the plates, and I look at the pots...not much there. Put the rest of it on my plate, sit down and my son says " is there any more?". I just gave him my plate, and the shyt put 1/2 of it on his girlfriends!!!! So dad got NOT A DAMN THING!!!!! 3 hours later I go to take her home and he says" can you stop at taco bell, Im hungry". My God!!!! I finally ate a couple tacos at 9 PM. BULLSHYT
Actually my calorie app didn't have any info on nutritional content of the after birth for some damn reason
Do you know which ranch he works for by chance?
Do you know which ranch he works for by chance?
I guess he's on his own now, but the ranch he used to work for was Hawkeye ranch which was about 45 minutes South of Cody but now he's North of Cody.
Huh I'm north of Cody. I'm prob neighbors with the guy
Damn guys thanks a lot for all the well wishes!!!
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This little sh1t came out hairy af...
Now that I'm here in "The Big City" for the next day, I might actually sneak off and go to a real gym (I usually lift in the barn).. I'm also gonna look for a labcorps or something and get some precycle bloods