Michael J. Fox arrested for insider sports betting

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Michael J. Fox arrested for insider sports betting

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Michael J. Fox was arrested Wednesday morning in relation to insider sports betting on DraftKings.

Fox aroused suspicion after achieving a statistically-impossible, perfect record on the site under the username NoChicken.

Authorities found an unusually worn copy of a sports almanac which was just recently printed and which has markings cataloging winning bets Fox has placed since the late 80’s.

 

[Aleksandar37]

Is that the same almanac that has the Cubs winning the world series this year? Might not want to trust it too much lol. Also, love the comments in the story by people that actually fall for these.

 

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Hahaha the sports almanac!!!! Lol
Good one Bob
Could you imagine.... Now if the Cubs win.......