Juicy
Hey I will roll da joint and ju tell me if "juicy" da cops!
Cashew
I was running after you but I couldn't "cashew"!
BUDWEISER
Your girls booty is so fine homie, BUDWEISER face so ugly!?!
BURLY
"Heeeyy man, we just burly got here and now you wanna leave already?"
Green, Pink, Yellow
Jose says, "Se, yes I can do this." He thinks for a second, then he says,
"The phone rings...Green Green Green, I Pink it up and say, 'Yellow'
DEFENDER
Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 tha grill just defender.
JUAREZ
My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem?
CHILE
Me and my ruca were taking a walk and chile me grab her ass!
NISSAN
When me and my ruca have sex on the floor,
I always burn my NISSAN the carpet.
DEFENSE & DEFEAT
A US Border Patrol said if you are an American citizen, use these two words in a sentence.
"I jump defense and landed on defeat."
FRITO....
After arguing with the Policia he told me I was FRITO go.
HIGHWAY...
I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some makeup on!
HOOCHIE...
When my vieja found a girls name in my phone, she yelled at me and said "tell me HOOCHIE is"!
EUROPEAN...
Darn vato you came in the house all drunk and EUROPEAN everywhere!
ICE CREAM....
My boyfriend loves it cuando we have sex porque ICE CREAM!
URINE....
Muevete URINE my way!
INJURE...
I beat this vato bad in basketball, so I was like INJURE face!
WHEELCHAIR...
My homie was drinking a bud light, so I go...Hey vato, where's mines? Then he goes, don't worry, WHEELCHAIR.
Hey I will roll da joint and ju tell me if "juicy" da cops!
Cashew
I was running after you but I couldn't "cashew"!
BUDWEISER
Your girls booty is so fine homie, BUDWEISER face so ugly!?!
BURLY
"Heeeyy man, we just burly got here and now you wanna leave already?"
Green, Pink, Yellow
Jose says, "Se, yes I can do this." He thinks for a second, then he says,
"The phone rings...Green Green Green, I Pink it up and say, 'Yellow'
DEFENDER
Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 tha grill just defender.
JUAREZ
My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem?
CHILE
Me and my ruca were taking a walk and chile me grab her ass!
NISSAN
When me and my ruca have sex on the floor,
I always burn my NISSAN the carpet.
DEFENSE & DEFEAT
A US Border Patrol said if you are an American citizen, use these two words in a sentence.
"I jump defense and landed on defeat."
FRITO....
After arguing with the Policia he told me I was FRITO go.
HIGHWAY...
I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some makeup on!
HOOCHIE...
When my vieja found a girls name in my phone, she yelled at me and said "tell me HOOCHIE is"!
EUROPEAN...
Darn vato you came in the house all drunk and EUROPEAN everywhere!
ICE CREAM....
My boyfriend loves it cuando we have sex porque ICE CREAM!
URINE....
Muevete URINE my way!
INJURE...
I beat this vato bad in basketball, so I was like INJURE face!
WHEELCHAIR...
My homie was drinking a bud light, so I go...Hey vato, where's mines? Then he goes, don't worry, WHEELCHAIR.