Mad Cow

[The Neck]

Subject: Mad Cow
>
> You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.
>
> In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main
> cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who
> may have some theories on the matter...
>
> The interview was as follows:
>
> The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible
> sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
>
> The farmer stared at the reporter and said. Do you know that a bull
> mounts a cow only once a year?
>
> Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
> information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad
> Cow disease?
>
> Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
>
> Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
> getting to the point?
>
> Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
> playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a
> year, wouldn't you get mad?
>
>

 

[prld2gr8ns]

LOL

Two cows were grazing out in the pasture. One cow looks at the other and says, " Man, I'm kind of worried about this whole mad cow disease that everyone has been talking about." The other cow stops in mid-chew, looks up and says, " I know....... I'm a helicopter."